Quotes About Jewish Bar Mitzvah

#1. That room was not available, and the only other room had been booked for a Jewish bar mitzvah. I called the father and told him I needed the room and I would pay him to move the bar mitzvah to an adjoining room which was smaller.

Lew Wasserman

#2. I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

Jesse Eisenberg

#3. Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner ... "

Henny Youngman

#4. To swing or not to swing? Swing.

Brendan Fraser

#5. Damn you, Hamster! Stop making me think about him! Go to bed!

Elle Casey

#6. Sometimes God calms the storm and sometimes He calms his child.

John H. Groberg

#7. And I know, by Noah's face, that even though he knew it, he didn't believe it, even though we all knew it, we were all holding on, somehow, hoping they'd keep trying, that they could just keep on living and fighting. We trusted them to do that.

Hannah Moskowitz

#8. How do we know that even the realest of realities
wouldn't be subjective, in the final analysis? Nobody can prove his existence, can he?

Daniel F. Galouye

#9. There'll be a special place in hell for the tape back-up people.

Adam Osborne

#10. I have kind of a personality defect in that I find the word 'no' hard to articulate.

Mal Peet

#11. You can find old Jewish newspapers from Detroit that have my promotional ad in them. It was a totally insane time in my life. Paul Rudd was also a bar mitzvah emcee, you know? It was like being a local rock star in Detroit.

James Wolk

#12. When I am at home, I never go near the synagogue unless, say, there is a bar or bat mitzvah involving the children of friends. But when I am traveling, in a country where Jewish life is scarce or endangered, I often make a visit to the shul.

Christopher Hitchens

#13. Money is our servant not our God. Let it serve you not the other way around.

Debasish Mridha

#14. Whatever you want to do with your life, you really got to want it. And if you want it, and you work hard, it will happen.

Cristela Alonzo

#15. I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult.

Hayden Schlossberg

#16. A writer lives, at least, in a state of astonishment. Beneath any feeling he has of the good or evil of the world lies a deeper one of wonder at it all. To transmit that feeling, he writes.

William Sansom