Quotes About Jeff The Killer

#1. Someone who is not a killer is not going to watch a TV show and decide to be a killer.

Jeff Lindsay

#2. Like warp and woof all destinies
Are woven fast,
Linked in sympathy like the keys
Of an organ vast.
Pluck one thread, and the web ye mar;
Break but one
Of a thousand keys, and the paining jar
Through all will run.

John Greenleaf Whittier

#3. Sometimes even music cannot substitute for tears.

Paul Simon

#4. I can handle ups and downs.

James Rosenquist

#5. I think anytime you're writing to the middle grades, you're writing to young readers who are trapped in a number of ways between two worlds: between childhood and adulthood, between their friends and their parents.

Rick Riordan

#6. Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself.

Mary Roberts Rinehart

#7. Dude," I said, leaning over the desk, "I'm about as psychic as a carrot.

Darynda Jones

#8. Oh, I wanted this killer stopped, brought to justice, yes, certainly - but did it have to be so soon?

Jeff Lindsay

#9. Life used to move much more quickly when I was a girl. We needed to abbreviate just to keep up.

Gabrielle Zevin

#10. I suppose no one is truly dead when we go on loving them.

Jill Bialosky

#11. No man can have a reasonable opinion of women until he has long lost interest in hair-restorers.

Austin O'Malley

#12. Please Lady ... Do not speak of it. I was young and foolish."
"You most certainly were."
"You are cruel, Evanna.

Darren Shan

#13. I had never been more alone than I was in my admiration for the real killer's work. The very body parts seemed to sing to me, a rhapsody of bloodless wonder that lightened my heart and filled my veins with an intoxicating sense of awe.

Dexter Morgan

#14. Color is the thing I'm best known for. If people pigeonhole me, so what? Long live the pink dress!

Matthew Williamson

#15. In my absence, the surveyor had become a kind of frenzied serial killer of the inanimate.

Jeff VanderMeer

#16. Human consciousness, not space, is the final frontier.

Alan Joshua

#17. Aramaic has no vowels. So MLK spells Moloch." "Or milk," Deborah said. "Really, Debs, if you think our killer would tattoo milk on his neck, you need a nap.

Jeff Lindsay

#18. I mean we know that some choice makes you better off than no choice. Now do we get better off if we go from a lot of choice versus a few choices? And there I think the answer is much, much, much more complicated.

Sheena Iyengar

#19. I find others, those who prey on the innocent and do not play by the rules, and I make them go away in small, carefully wrapped pieces.

Jeff Lindsay

#20. You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

Jeff Foxworthy

#21. Realize you have awesome people around you who want to love you. Let them. Show them you love them back. (Actions trump words.) Do the forgiveness thing. If necessary-and it almost always is- do the forgiveness thing on yourself.

Kari Luna

#22. I've been on shows that go for shock value.

Daphne Zuniga