Quotes About Jean Shorts

#1. I'm sorry ma'am, I said. Really, I had no idea what else to say. I'd spent the weekend caught up in an epic battle to save humanity, and now ... jean shorts?

Richelle Mead

#2. I was always the girl who wore the mismatching socks, frizzy hair, ponytail I wouldn't take out for a week, and cutoff jean shorts that were at my knees.

AnnaLynne McCord

#3. Close enough to fuck was close enough to shank him with a dagger hidden in the crease of some chick's jean shorts.

Jane Seville

#4. You made your own jean shorts ... with a butter knife?

Richelle Mead

#5. The older I get, the less I need. I wear the same jean shorts for the whole week. I'm not running to the store to get the latest bag.

Daria Werbowy

#6. My personal style depends on what I'm doing or where I am. I wear a lot of jeans and jean shorts and t-shirts, and I love leather jackets; it's pretty relaxed.

Jessica Springsteen

#7. How do I look?"
She was wearing a pair of tiny jean shorts and a bright pink T-shirt. Her blond hair was matted on one side and there were dirt smudges all over her arms, legs, and face.
Gabriel hesitated. "Like a Barbie doll that got run over by a garbage truck."
"Wow. Really, Gabriel?

Chelsea Fine

#8. As the youngest of six kids, I grew up spending summers on Martha's Vineyard, and I was always topless. All the pictures are of me in jean shorts, no shirt - with my brothers, playing football.

Chelsea Handler

#9. It is only in the fundamentalist religions that women are relegated to second class. Radical Evangelicals, Muslims, and Jews all have the same view of women.

Sally Quinn

#10. Wise people say it is folly to think anybody perfect; and as to likes and dislikes, we should be friendly to all, and worship none

Charlotte Bronte

#11. If it's a cocktail party, I generally make five or six different things, and I try to choose recipes that feel like a meal: a chicken thing, a fish or shrimp thing, maybe two vegetable things, and I think it's fun to end the cocktail party with a sweet thing.

Ina Garten

#12. I don't tan on my upper thighs, so when I first wore those [ cut-off jean short shorts] I look like I was walking on two cans of milk.

Blake Jenner

#13. As women glide from their twenties to thirties, Shazzer argues, the balance of power subtly shifts. Even the most outrageous minxes lose their nerve, wrestling with the first twinges of existential angst: fears of dying alone and being found three weeks later half-eaten by an Alsatian.

Helen Fielding

#14. Jean Tigana has spent the entire first half inside Liam Brady's shorts.

Jimmy Magee

#15. When you lose touch with yourself, you lose yourself in the world.

Eckhart Tolle

#16. I have to be the only person in America who had a doctor say to him, 'Please don't put any more surgical gloves on your head and inflate them.'

Howie Mandel

#17. A prostitute is a decent worker like the rest of us, only she can't fake what she is doing.

M.F. Moonzajer

#18. Really, I don't know what the world is coming to if I am to be suspected of staring in at windows!

Georgette Heyer

#19. I did not read newspapers until I became a reporter.

Janine Di Giovanni

#20. Stress is no longer your driving force, it is your sworn enemy. Meditate daily before sunrise

Joanne Sohn

#21. For me, actually, being a bishop in a bishopric where there's an academic tradition gives me this fascinating, challenging, but open invitation to say, "We want you to be a scholar. We want you to go on doing this. But do it as a bishop!"

N. T. Wright

#22. Isn't that what you really want in a jean? The ability to kick people in the face in them? I don't wanna have to go home and change into shorts ...

Jon Stewart

#23. Africa?" "Africa?

Nicholas Sparks

#24. It is a big world that we live in, and people have a choice to love who they love.

Cedric The Entertainer

#25. If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Will Rogers