Funkier Shorts Quotes

#1. Email, instant messaging, and cell phones give us fabulous communication ability, but because we live and work in our own little worlds, that communication is totally disorganized.

Marilyn Vos Savant

#2. Growing up in Texas, you were either pretty or smart. Smart didn't get you very far, because there weren't too many job opportunities for women. I wondered why you couldn't be both.

Morgan Fairchild

#3. Faith is an awareness of divine mutuality and companionship, a form of communion between God and man. It is not a psychical quality, something that exists in the mind only, but a force from the beyond.

Abraham Joshua Heschel

#4. The coyotes sounded like hurt dogs. They agitated plainly for Christ's return. May they not be heard.

Denis Johnson

#5. If we strive to strengthen our body now; to overcome our faults; to cultivate new virtues; the Sun of our next life will rise under much more auspicious conditions than those under which we now live, and thus we may truly rule our stars and master our fate.

Max Heindel

#6. It was necessary to organize my career to remain at the top level until Salt Lake City.

Hermann Maier

#7. Coming nearer and

Iris Johansen

#8. I try to dream about peaceful things, beaches, that is what I cannot understand. Why are they chasing me?

Jessica Lynch

#9. When I'm on a picture, I have two bosses - the director and the producer. My co-star is not my boss.

Jim Brown

#10. Those things which are precious are saved only by sacrifice.

David Kenyon Webster

#11. Lopez patted his arm, closed her eyes with a pained grimace and said, "Then you gotta man the fuck up and go talk about your emotions." She opened her eyes at the muffled groan of protest from Jonah and said sympathetically, "I know, I feel your pain. You want to go shoot something?

Taylor Lewis

#12. I would say that nerds, as a rule, are much more sexually active than the average person. There's a lot of anxiety and stress in the nerd brain, so sex is good for that.

Chris Hardwick