Quotes About Jack Bauer

#1. Jack Bauer is fooling his audience, but he's not fooling me.

Craig Lancaster

#2. Unless your name is Jack Bauer, you cannot make people talk.

Trey Gowdy

#3. I hadn't even watched '24' before, and the audition was kind of far away. When I got the material, there wasn't a character yet, so it almost seemed like an assistant to Jack Bauer saying, 'Yes, sir. No, sir.'

Mary Lynn Rajskub

#4. You do have to wonder how Jack Bauer, maverick hero of '24,' can stay hidden for so long when no matter where he goes, he always seems within range of a TV camera. Or six.

Tom Shales

#5. Kiefer Sutherland has agreed to serve 48 days in jail for his DUI convictions. That's 245 months in Jack Bauer years.

Chelsea Handler

#6. Somehow, perhaps because of the way he spoke in a manner reminiscent of Jack Bauer from 24, Lara calmed down. She repeated his words in her head. Wait. Assess. Intel. Yes, OK, that sounded sensible.
Then the hysterical coward in her reared up unannounced and she tried to run for the door again.

Lola Salt

#7. There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom.

Kiefer Sutherland

#8. Our government has no integrity!

Jack Bauer

#9. I've made so many mistakes and I always thought I'd have time to correct them!

Jack Bauer

#10. The only reason you're still conscious is because I don't want to carry your body.

Jack Bauer

#11. Earlier today I shot my old partner, a friend of mine, because he tried to stop me from doing what I have to do. Don't think for a second that I won't do that to you.

Jack Bauer

#12. Immunity is not on the table. But your hand is.

Jack Bauer

#13. When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else.

Behdad Sami

#14. By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish you felt this good again.

Jack Bauer

#15. I have killed two people since midnight, I haven't slept in over 24 hours. So maybe ... maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are right now.

Jack Bauer

#16. Tell the truth,' Nels said. 'Decide to tell the truth before it's too late.

David Guterson

#17. You are going to tell me what I want to know, it's just a matter of how much you want it to hurt.

Jack Bauer

#18. The truth of God's Word cannot be subject to the puny light of man's self-centred reason

Graeme Goldsworthy

#19. I am more than willing to be judged by the people you claim to represent. I will let them decide what price I should pay. But please do not sit there with that smug look on your face and expect me to regret the decisions I have made. Because, sir, the truth is I don't.

Jack Bauer

#20. Look, if you think your need to complain is more important than the lives of the people that are counting on us, go whine somewhere else!

Jack Bauer

#21. If you try to shoot me, I will have to shoot you back, and I promise I won't miss!

Jack Bauer

#22. You betrayed me too. I'm just better at it than you.

Jack Bauer

#23. Some part of getting a second chance is taking responsibility for the mess you made in the first place.

Jack Bauer

#24. You are my favourite part of me.

Jenim Dibie

#25. Make a sound and I will blow your brains out all over the windshield.

Jack Bauer

#26. I believe that historical fiction is the closest thing we have to time travel.

Cassandra Clare

#27. You probably think I'm at a disadvantage. I promise you, I'm not.

Jack Bauer

#28. You can't run in more than one direction at a time. And you will only run in the direction you are facing. So if your heart is facing anything other than Allah, it isn't Him you're running towards.

Yasmin Mogahed

#29. Evil is always possible. Goodness is a difficulty.

Anne Rice

#30. Officer, this guy is not waiting around for me ... so you better shoot me or help me but decide now!

Jack Bauer

#31. Do you understand the difference between dying for something and dying for nothing? The only reason I fought so hard to stay alive in China was because I didn't want to die for nothing. Today I can die for something - my way, my choice.

Jack Bauer

#32. The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you.

Jack Bauer

#33. You have no idea how far I'm willing to go to acquire your cooperation.

Jack Bauer