Top 89 Quotes About Indigestion: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Indigestion

#1. I overheard Dorothy talking to Mr Montrose and she was telling Mr Montrose that she thought that I would be great in the movies if he would write me a part that only had three expressions, Joy, Sorrow, and Indigestion.

Anita Loos

#2. A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.

Minna Antrim

#3. A man who opens his mouth too often may end up meeting a tragic end, either from indigestion or execution!

Ashwin Sanghi

#4. Bears being sent through the mail should never be squashed up to make them fit. It gives them indigestion.

Pam Brown

#5. I am convinced that a light supper, a good night's sleep, and a fine morning, have sometimes made a hero of the same man, who, by an indigestion, a restless night, and rainy morning, would have proved a coward.

Lord Chesterfield

#6. Sometimes it's hard to tell what's love and what's only indigestion,

Janet Evanovich

#7. Oysters are the only food that never causes indigestion. Indeed, a man would have to eat sixteen dozen of these acephalous molluscs in order to gain the 315 grammes of nitrogen he requires daily.

Jules Verne

#8. I hope this means you'll quit asking me to kill you. It gives me indigestion.

Patricia Briggs

#9. I'll obey them in the winter when the doctors say to me I must give up ham and spinach, and obedient I'll be. To relieve my indigestion in December they can try, But there's none of them can stop me when it's time for cherry pie.

Edgar Guest

#10. How many wars have been caused by fits of indigestion, and how many more dynasties have been upset by the love of woman than by the hate of man.

Charles Dudley Warner

#11. Greed is bad because it's like unassimilated food in our system. If we eat more than our body requires, it will lead us to indigestion.

Hina Hashmi

#12. I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

Winston Churchill

#13. I'm tired of eating your family's lousy, tasteless recipes," Dad said.
"Tasteless recipes? My grandmother's rolling in her grave!"
"It's from indigestion.

Neal Shusterman

#14. Write to amuse? What an appalling suggestion!
I write to make people anxious and miserable and to
worsen their indigestion.

Wendy Cope

#15. I grew up thinking anything was possible simply because of seeing women in power - like, you know, running the country. Which is a thought that continues to give Americans indigestion ... Direction is about having a vision, but the practice of being a director is a con game - a confidence game.

Mira Nair

#16. You don't look well," he pronounced.
"Indigestion," I replied.
"From what?"
"Reality."
"Join the queue.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

#17. New York City is like the appetizer table at a Jewish wedding, loaded with salt and spice and cholesterol and flavor, with a waiter holding out pleasure in his right hand and indigestion in his left. If you've got the bucks, this burg has the bangs.

Leonore Fleischer

#18. Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion.

Ninon De L'Enclos

#19. I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job.

Jenny Eclair

#20. Greed probably figures in my intellectual life as well, as I attempt to absorb a massive amount of information with consequent mental indigestion.

Etty Hillesum

#21. I was diarrhea and she was merely a bad case of indigestion.

Tarryn Fisher

#22. Here you're just a person ... one with a life force that can feed us all. (Misery)
Baby, I'm not worth the indigestion. Trust me. (Fang)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#23. Ugly truths are the biggest source of indigestion in humans.

Raheel Farooq

#24. I feel ill with emotional indigestion: I don't think I've ever felt for Mo the kind of raw, priapic lust I feel for Ramona, but Ramona is a poisonous bloom - off-limits if I value my life.

Charles Stross

#25. Water is the medicine for indigestion; it is invigorating when the food that is eaten is well digested; it is like nectar when drunk in the middle of a dinner; and it is like poison when taken at the end of a meal.

Chanakya

#26. Lady Bracknell: He was eccentric, I admit. But only in later years. And that was the result of the Indian climate, and marriage, and indigestion, and other things of that kind.

Oscar Wilde

#27. I'm not big on the pasty because they say the pastry in the pasty can bring on indigestion.

Terry Wogan

#28. Blame, certainly, is a dish only edible when served fresh and warm. Old blames, grudges and scores congeal and curdle and cause the most terrible indigestion.

Stephen Fry

#29. Cultural indigestion, I tell you, the gripe in the bowels of your spirit.

Jeff VanderMeer

#30. He who sows hurry reaps indigestion.

Robert Louis Stevenson

#31. I nearly died with the peritonitis, but not the heart attack. The heart attack was like bad indigestion and two weeks later I was back in shouting at people. I was shouting at people during the heart attack. I had it for three days without realising what it was.

Nigel Lythgoe

#32. Indigestion was designed by God to impose morality on stomachs. Our entire lives explained in one French novel.

Victor Hugo

#33. The hypochondriac disease consists in indigestion and consequent flatulency, with anxiety or want of pleasurable sensation.

Erasmus Darwin

#34. Strygalldwir is my name. Conjure with it and I will eat your heart and liver."
"Conjure with it? I can't even pronounce it, and my cirrhosis would give you indigestion.

Roger Zelazny

#35. Travel has been stepped up to such a speed that one can have dinner in New York and indigestion in Madrid ...

Sheila Ostrander

#36. Garan snorted. Now that we know about his indigestion, we can torture him with cake.

Kristin Cashore

#37. Bryon tilted his head to a very odd angle, half-closed his eyes and composed his features to suggest that he was about to expire from chronic indigestion.

Susanna Clarke

#38. Don't beat yourself up," said Charlotte. "True love can be so easily mistaken for other things-friendship, humane concern, indigestion ...

Shannon Hale

#39. SPIRITUAL FARTS Reverend Michael Beckwith2 tells us that if we simply study and talk about spiritual truths but never actually LIVE the stuff, we're gonna get spiritual indigestion and constipation. Spiritual farts. It's not a pretty thing. Seriously.

Brian Johnson

#40. Nippers was a whiskered, sallow, and, upon the whole, rather piratical-looking young man of about five and twenty. I always deemed him the victim of two evil powers - ambition and indigestion.

Herman Melville

#41. I was born an optimist, as I always say. If I wake up in the morning with a pain in my chest, I'll always assume it's indigestion. It will probably be the end of me! But it's true - that's the kind of person I am.

Terry Wogan

#42. Those who see and observe kings, heroes, and statesmen, discover that they have headaches, indigestion, humors and passions, just like other people; every one of which in their turns determine their wills in defiance of their reason.

Lord Chesterfield

#43. If more persons would get so enthused over their day's work that some one would have to remind them to go out to lunch there would be more happiness in the world and less indigestion.

Charles M. Schwab

#44. You behold him at the age of four-and-twenty stuffed with learning enough to produce an intellectual indigestion in an ordinary mind.

Rafael Sabatini

#45. Oh my God, I used to get heartburn and all sorts of indigestion and stuff because I didn't feel well. And you know, I sit a lot because I write, and I gained a whole bunch of weight. My vanity just got to me, and I was like, 'I've got to do something!'

Kristin Cast

#46. He said that more businesses die from indigestion than starvation. I have observed the truth of that advice many times since then.

David Packard

#47. Great! He has indigestion, so let's torture him with cake.

Kristin Cashore

#48. When it comes to politics and women, you have to taste all the sauces, but you must never let either one or the other give you indigestion.

Arturo Perez-Reverte

#49. His hands would soon be trembling and he would have indigestion, but he didn't care. When you love coffee you abandon everything to that love.

Anne Rice

#50. She could give herself up to the written word as naturally as a good dancer to music or a fine swimmer to water. The only difficulty was that after finishing the last sentence she was left with a feeling at once hollow and uncomfortably full. Exactly like indigestion.

Jean Rhys

#51. Family dinners are more often than not an ordeal of nervous indigestion, preceded by hidden resentment and ennui and accompanied by psychosomatic jitters.

M.F.K. Fisher

#52. When she catches you," the guard snarled, "my queen will eat your heart with salt and pepper." "Well," said Cinder, unconcerned, "my heart is half synthetic, so it'll probably give her indigestion." Kinney looked almost amused.

Marissa Meyer

#53. Eating too much meat gives you indigestion and evil thoughts make you eat too much meat.

Gertrude Stein

#54. I also turn to homeopathic remedies for the treatment of indigestion, travel sickness, insomnia and hay fever just to name a few. Homeopathy offers a safe, natural alternative that causes no side effects or drug interactions.

Cindy Crawford

#55. The half-baked sermon causes spiritual indigestion

Austin O'Malley

#56. More organizations die of indigestion than starvation

David Packard

#57. It was the old psychosomatic side-step. Everyone in my family dances it at every opportunity. You've given me a splitting headache! You've given me indigestion! You've given me crotch rot! You've given me auditory hallucinations! You've given me a heart attack! You've given me cancer!

Erica Jong

#58. Eating words has never given me indigestion.

Winston S. Churchill

#59. You won't want to," he crooned into my ear. "Not after you've had a taste of what I can offer you."
"You're right," I chirped. "I'll probably barf. I'm getting indigestion just thinking about it.

Courtney Allison Moulton

#60. Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach.

Victor Hugo

#61. There's something tragic in the fate of almost every person
it's just that the tragic is often concealed from a person by the banal surface of life ... A woman will complain of indigestion and not even know that what she means is that her whole life has been shattered.

Ivan Turgenev

#62. I am bound to add that the excess in too little has ever proved in me more dangerous than the excess in too much; the last may cause indigestion, but the first causes death.

Giacomo Casanova

#63. Many thanks for your good wishes. The fact is, however, that I have not been ill except a two days attack of indigestion and subsequent fatigue, from which I am quite recovered. It is less easy to recover from a serious attack of indignation.

Harriet Boyd Hawes

#64. It was a summer of great rumblings in the belly of the earth, of atomic flatulence and geopolitical indigestion, consequences of the consumption of sectarian chickpeas by our famished and increasingly incontinent subcontinent.

Mohsin Hamid

#65. The Church has an excellent appetite.
She has swallowed whole countries and the question
Has never risen of indigestion.
Only the Church ... can take
Ill-gotten goods without stomach-ache!

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

#66. Really, Channing," remonstrated Alexia, "did you have to eat the man's dog? I am convinced you will experience terrible indigestion.

Gail Carriger

#67. It was just public opinion in an acute state of indigestion.

William Faulkner

#68. I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude.

Benjamin Disraeli

#69. Why should we feel sad when the Hindu brothers choose to leave our country? Do we mourn when we have indigestion and materials leave our bodies?

Delwar Hossain Sayeedi

#70. PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

Ambrose Bierce

#71. Philosophy began when man ate the produce of the earth and suffered indigestion.

Khalil Gibran

#72. Laughter aids the digestion. You can eat a huge stew with your schoolmates and digest it with no bother at all, whereas you can get indigestion eating a leaf of lettuce in boring company.

Maurice Messegue

#73. During the years he was never sick, except of course for the chronic indigestion which was universal, and still is, with men who live alone, cook for themselves, and eat in solitude.

John Steinbeck

#74. Now I remember why I hate eating sheep. Horrible, fluffy things that give me hair balls and indigestion. ( Saphira from the Eragon Series)

Christopher Paolini

#75. Yes, my buggy is outside and my horse has been acting up. I wondered if you could come rub its skull and tell me if it's got a bad case of stubborn, or if it might be indigestion?

Regina Jennings

#76. It was a bad idea, because I think that any government reorganization has to come in relatively small bites, or else you get indigestion.

Warren Rudman

#77. I can find only one bull market, in 1935, that didn't have some material indigestion within its first 12 months.

Kenneth Fisher

#78. What seems to be love beyond any question is usually a simple case of indigestion.

Lloyd Alexander

#79. The doctors are all agreed that I am suffering from want of society. Was never a case like it. First, I did not know that I was suffering at all. Secondly, as an Irishman might say, I had thought it was indigestion of the society I got.

Henry David Thoreau

#80. Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking.

Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

#81. Please tell me the cave just had a little indigestion. (Kat)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#82. Indigestion: A disease which the patient and his friends frequently mistake for deep religious conviction and concern for the salvation of mankind. As the simple Red Man of the Western Wild put it, with, it must be confessed, a certain force: 'Plenty well, no pray; big belly ache, heap God.'

Ambrose Bierce

#83. Since the war nothing is so really frightening not the dark not alone in a room or anything on a road or a dog or a moon but two things, yes, indigestion and high places they are frightening.

Gertrude Stein

#84. I won't go to a restaurant to eat with friends, always join them afterwards for coffee. In company I always get over enthusiastic, and this leads to indigestion.

Katharine Hepburn