Top 43 Quotes About Homer Simpson: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Homer Simpson

#1. I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Homer Simpson

#2. Homer Simpson is one of my favorite people, though he's not real. He represents the American who's filled with this 'affluenza.' He's constantly exposed to consumption and a sense of bigness, which is a part of being an American.

Mitchell Joachim

#3. Once we know that people are human and have some Homer Simpson in them, then there's a lot that can be done to manipulate them.

Cass Sunstein

#4. If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

Dan Castellaneta

#5. I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.
Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

#6. When judging modernity, it is all too tempting to take the viewpoint of a twenty-first-century middle-class Westerner. We must not forget the viewpoints of a nineteenth-century Welsh coal miner, Chinese opium addict or Tasmanian Aborigine. Truganini is no less important than Homer Simpson.

Yuval Noah Harari

#7. I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public.

Stephenie Meyer

#8. Television: teacher, mother, secret lover.' HOMER SIMPSON

Marion Appleby

#9. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

#10. I like to quote Homer Simpson: 'I'm like a chocoholic except for alcohol.' I come from a long line of alcoholics. It's funny because when I first started making records, I was at the tail end of a period of sobriety, so I somehow got this reputation as Captain Sober.

Moby

#11. I was as good as resisting Griff Shipley as Homer Simpson was at resisting a donut.

Sarina Bowen

#12. I'm nothing but envious that you've been happily married for two years. Try hauling your cookies on a new blind date every Friday, only to have your, already extremely low, expectations dashed as you meet men who look like Quasimodo and have Homer Simpson's IQ.

Jane Green

#13. [Ned Flanders]: Well looks like someone's having a pre-rapture party.
[Homer Simpson]: No, Flanders. Its a meeting of gay witches for abortion, you wouldn't be interested.

Matt Groening

#14. To quote Homer Simpson, alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. I don't think there's anything wrong with drinking and drug use, if people can do it and not hurt themselves. But it got to the point where I was really hurting myself.

Moby

#15. I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.
Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

#16. If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

R.J. Palacio

#17. This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

#18. Stop thinking about fun and have it
Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

#19. You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

#20. It was on this trip that Faye acquired a new suitor by the name of Homer Simpson.

Nathanael West

#21. It is true that from a behavioral economics perspective we are fallible, easily confused, not that smart, and often irrational. We are more like Homer Simpson than Superman. So from this perspective it is rather depressing. But at the same time there is also a silver lining. There are free lunches!

Dan Ariely

#22. Just because something is hard to do doesn't mean you gotta do it.' Homer Simpson

Thomas Kiernan

#23. It was crushingly disappointing as a fan of The Simpsons to discover that it's just you in a room speaking into a microphone. I thought I was going to become friends with Homer Simpson, but unfortunately none of them are real.

Russell Brand

#24. When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
(Homer Simpson)

Matt Groening

#25. I returned from my last L.A. visit to find myself tipping the scales like Homer Simpson when he tries to gain enough weight to qualify as disabled to be allowed to work from home. All I was missing was his kaftan and Fat Guy Hat. So, I decided it was time to diet.

John Niven

#26. My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.'

Matt Groening

#27. I'm going old school. Adult comedy but you can have your kids in the room. Kind of Andy Griffith meets Bill Cosby meets Bob Newhart. Also my character isn't an idiot as all the rest of the sitcoms recently have the dad character like Homer Simpson.

Henry Cho