Classic Homer Simpson Quotes

#1. All you have to do to quickly become OLD is to slowly GIVE UP being ALIVE.

Carew Papritz

#2. Psychopaths are social predators, and like all predators, they are looking for feeding grounds. Wherever you get power, prestige and money, you will find them.

Robert D. Hare

#3. If I had the opportunity, I would make the proposal that no man should be killed except by somebody who knows him well enough for the act to have impact. No death should be like nose blowing. Death is important enough that it should affect the person who causes it.

Alexei Panshin

#4. Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.

Barbara Kingsolver

#5. It is never possible to understand completely any other human being; and no individual will ever really understand himself - the complexity is too great and there is not the time to constantly take things apart and examine them.

Edward T. Hall

#6. Have I told you I have cancer? It's a very special kind of cancer. Cancer of the soul.

Thom Yorke

#7. In poetic thought, the role of the subconscious is played by euphony.

Joseph Brodsky

#8. I don't want to be Carrie Bradshaw. I don't want the wedding to be bigger than Big. I'm just grateful to know that the first time I fell in love wasn't the last time.

Niecy Nash

#9. It's all bullshit on Everest these days.

Edmund Hillary

#10. I researched children's rights, divorce law, and parental kidnapping. Millions of children and parents are touched by the inadequacy of the legal system to deal with the human heart.

Amity Gaige