Quotes About Guinness World Records

#1. Penryn: Oh, I wonder if I can find a pink sheath for Pooky Bear. Maybe with little rhinestones?

Susan Ee

#2. Deal. Mrs. B belongs in the Guinness Book of World Records on many counts. Signing a non-compete at 99 merely adds one more.

Warren Buffett

#3. Hef holds the Guinness Book of World Records title for largest scrapbook collection at over 2,000 volumes.

Holly Madison

#4. One-time Guinness World Record holder for Yo-Yo endurance.

Bob Brown

#5. I need to get a greater vocabulary than what I have and when I get mad and my brain searches for a word. I have to find different words and to do that you need to have more of an education.

Duane Chapman

#6. Tallest usable pogo stick

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#7. Methamphetamine is so Flowers for Algernon: All that super-human cerebral ability fades to limited physical activities like stapling carpet scraps to the wall or masturbation antics worthy of The Guinness Book of World Records.

Clint Catalyst

#8. When I opened the world's largest Internet cafe, certified by the 'Guinness Book of Records,' in Times Square in New York, I was live on 'Good Morning America,' and for me, that was an achievement.

Stelios Haji-Ioannou

#9. People need a sacred narrative. They must have a sense of larger purpose, in one form or another, however intellectualized. They will find a way to keep ancestral spirits alive.

E. O. Wilson

#10. Dear God, if I made it through this alive and conscious, my name deserved to be added to some X-rated category in the Guinness Book of World Records or something.
-Emma

Rachael Wade

#11. If in a Christian pulpit you have no business saying, "I suggest to you" No! "These things I declare to you."

David Lloyd-Jones

#12. I have a Guinness Book of World Records entry as the most-watched person on television; now I have a new entry as the only man who has a crab named after him.

David Hasselhoff

#13. You must wanna be in the Guinness Book of World Records as the dumbest.

Puff Daddy

#14. Being recognised by Guinness World Records in their 60th year is a real honour. It's also a real privilege for me to be positioned beside such sporting greats.

Brian O'Driscoll

#15. I may not be in the world guinness book of records, but I'm in the lambs book of life in heaven.

Evans Biya

#16. President Obama, by the way, has set a Guinness World Record as the fastest person to get a million Twitter followers. Obama now has as many followers as the Republicans have presidential candidates.

Conan O'Brien

#17. As a very young writer - kindergarten through about fifth grade - I most often wrote about black characters. My very early stories were science fiction and fantasy, with kids stowing away on spaceships and a girl named Tilly who was trying to get into the 'Guinness Book of World Records.'

Tananarive Due

#18. I'm the world 'Guinness Book of Records' holder of 1,749 hugs in one hour. My arms fell off.

Nick Vujicic

#19. Warmth, kindness, and friendship are the most yearned for commodities in the world. The person who can provide them will never be lonely.

Ann Landers