Guinness World Record Quotes

#1. Pee like you're trying to break the Guinness World Record.

Angela Cervantes

#2. President Obama, by the way, has set a Guinness World Record as the fastest person to get a million Twitter followers. Obama now has as many followers as the Republicans have presidential candidates.

Conan O'Brien

#3. One-time Guinness World Record holder for Yo-Yo endurance.

Bob Brown

#4. Do it for the kids! The ones who look up to you - especially when they are pleading for their lives." - Bats 2015

Fred Barnett

#5. A sister is God's way of proving He doesn't want us to walk alone

Anonymous

#6. Sometimes, in a tight game with runners on, digging in at short, ready to break with the ball, a peace I'd never felt before would paralyze the diamond. For a moment of eternal stillness I felt as if I were cocked at the very heart of the Midwest.

Stuart Dybek

#7. You cannot earn $10 million. Nobody earns millions. You can rob, you can steal, or you can make $10 million in an IPO, but never earn so much. So just forget all this saving and consulting bullshit.

Ravindra Shukla

#8. Reckless," he said. "You know, when I first showed up at the Institute, Alec called me reckless so many times that I went and looked it up in the dictionary

Cassandra Clare

#9. Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

Stewart Francis

#10. You are just landmark stupid, aren't you? Has Guinness called yet about that world record?

Rachel Caine

#11. I've done everything I want to do and gone everywhere I want to go.

Marianne Faithfull

#12. But I don't know a word of German, I've had no experience, I've got no testimonials, and I can't play cricket.'
'It doesn't do to be too modest,' said Mr Levy. 'It's wonderful what one can teach when one tries.

Evelyn Waugh

#13. God bless the Methodist Church - bless all the churches - and blessed be God, Who, in this our great trial, giveth us the churches.

Abraham Lincoln

#14. We got together in a few days a company of the toughest old salts imaginable
not pretty to look at, but fellows, by their faces, of the most indomitable spirit.

Robert Louis Stevenson

#15. Before novels written by women were relegated to their own 'genre,' I was introduced to Jane Smiley by a dear professor who raised my awareness of what female authors were bringing to the table of contemporary fiction.

Emma McLaughlin

#16. Art is not delivered like the morning paper; it has to be stolen from Mount Olympus.

Wayne Thiebaud

#17. Perhaps I should call the Guinness Book people. I wondered what the world record was for not being sure whether you committed a string of murders?

Jeff Lindsay

#18. Even in the hottest fire there's a bit of water. my The Opposite Of Magic.

Ivan Stoikov

#19. Did you ever think it could be like this? The way we're happening to each other?

Paula McLain

#20. The Koran teaches that deeds of unselfish kindness will be rewarded in heaven. I've given you precious food and for this unselfishness I will find reward. But now I shall go further. I am going to give you work.

Rose Tremain