Quotes About Going To Weddings

#1. I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I'm not against marriage but it's just not for me. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't have a problem if you want a hamburger.

Sarah Silverman

#2. I never go to weddings. Waste of time. Person can get married a dozen times. Lots of folks do. Family like ours, know everybody in the state of Texas and around outside, why, you could spend your life going to weddings. But a funeral, that's different. You only die once.

Edna Ferber

#3. Oh I don't mind going to weddings, just as long as it's not my own ...

Tom Waits

#4. I kind of love going to weddings - it's a guilty pleasure. I've never been the wedding-y type girl dreaming about the big day, the dress, but I always cry. Always. Even if I don't know the bride that well, I'm verklempt!

Alison Brie

#5. I love going to weddings.

Rashida Jones

#6. All weddings ... It never changes, when the groom lifts the veil, when the bride accepts the ring, the possibilities you see in their eyes, it's the same around the world. They truly believe their love and their marriage is going to break all records.

Mitch Albom

#7. Otis clopped forward and sighed. "Well, if you need a volunteer to die, I suppose I can do it. I've always loved weddings-"
Shut up, dummy!" Marvin said. "You're a goat!

Rick Riordan

#8. Whenever humans come together for any reason, music is there: weddings, funerals, graduation from college, men marching off to war, stadium sporting events, a night on the town, prayer, a romantic dinner, mothers rocking their infants to sleep ... music is a part of the fabric of everyday life.

Daniel Levitin

#9. God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.

LIZ

#10. People were supposed to cry at weddings; they just weren't supposed to cry because they suspected that the bride was going to die.

Alethea Kontis

#11. Am I the only creature with a vagina who thinks that weddings are ridiculous? I'm going to elope. Just me, my hubby, and a minister on a beach in Jamaica.

Megan McCafferty

#12. Men have no cause to criticize women about the way they are about weddings. Because men are like that about sports, but it never ends. At least women, after the wedding, say it wasn't that big a deal and they're never going to look at the DVD again. Men never stop being crazy about sports.

Dave Barry

#13. She decided to watch the leaves on the tree across the way. How many would fall off in such a strong wind? ... She now knew why people made such a fuss about weddings. It was to keep the bride's mind occupied, lest she fall into strange mental chasms.

Julia Quinn

#14. Everything associated with weddings cost the same - a fortune.

Lisa Scottoline

#15. When I was young, no one got married. Now, all the young people, they want to get married, they want security. Now that my children's friends are getting married, I go to more weddings than I ever did when I was young.

Carine Roitfeld

#16. But weddings tend to resurrect old issues, old emotions; new ideas, new possibilities.

Lisa Berne

#17. There was this to be said for weddings over battles, at least; it was less likely that someone would cut off your nose.

George R R Martin

#18. A wedding is for daughters and fathers. The mothers all dress up, trying to look like young women. But a wedding is for a father and daughter. They stop being married to each other on that day.

Sarah Ruhl

#19. I remember going with my parents to weddings where the women would arrive covered in black veils, but underneath, they'd be wearing the most exquisite brightly colored Dolce & Gabbana suits. They were like peacocks showing off their tails.

Huma Abedin

#20. She kept reminding me she was at a wedding, which didn't really help my emotional state, if you know what I mean.

Hilary Grossman

#21. They weren't really weddings, just long costume parties. (on three of her weddings)

Peggy Lee