Quotes About Getting Stabbed

#1. Final installment of Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving into a tree, microwaving your head, and getting stabbed in the eye with a carrot.

David Letterman

#2. When it's true love you know why you're getting stabbed.

Richard Kadrey

#3. I raised an eyebrow at him. "Don't be that guy. Didn't you know that talking to someone while they're reading a book ups the likelihood of you getting stabbed by like four hundred percent?

Staci Hart

#4. General, may I take a nap? General, I need a papaya! General, my claws are tired! General, look, a butterfly! SOMEBODY IS GETTING STABBED IN THE FACE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP.

Tui T. Sutherland

#5. I don't mind getting punched in the nose by a guy standing in front of me. It's getting stabbed in the back that I can't handle.

Mickey Rourke

#6. It's funny how getting stabbed through the heart by a friend can bring your whole school year down.

Heather Brewer

#7. To make three guineas do the work of five.

Robert Burns

#8. I don't get you people. You watch the Godfather on television and tons of people are getting shot and stabbed to death, blood splattering everywhere and it is entertaining. But, when they killed a horse, people were outraged.

Mario Stinger

#9. There you go, wading in your clodhoppers through our private territory.

Harper Lee

#10. I picture my pain separated into fragments. Instead of getting pierced with a giant knife that has the potential to kill, I'll just be stabbed occasionally with razor blades. So when he finally leaves me for good, and the last cut is inflicted, I'll be used to the pain.

Alexis Bass

#11. Home is where I built my life.

- Henry Morbower

Lauren Oliver

#12. I also feel I adapted. I was willing to try to fit into any role. The way I figured, it was always up to me to prove my worth, that I deserved to be here.

Steve Yzerman

#13. My attitude is always one of sensuality, aggressive enthusiasm and a kind of outrageousness in my expression.

Sally Kirkland

#14. It's more pressure on women to - if they marry or partner with someone, to partner with the right person. Because you cannot have a full career and a full life at home with your children if you are also doing all of the housework and child care.

Sheryl Sandberg

#15. Donald Coggan's wisdom: "When true preaching takes place, the main actor is not the preacher, nor the congregation, but the Holy Spirit."15

Calvin Miller

#16. One thing is clear: My life is completely different than it was before the kidnapping.

Giuliana Sgrena

#17. It is sometimes necessary for each person. Fill up with delicious food, get drunk, sing loudly and chat frivolously.

Haruki Murakami