Quotes About Funny Compromise

#1. Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

Finley Peter Dunne

#2. The real stumbling-block of totalitarian regimes is not the spiritual need of men for freedom of thought; it is men's inability to stand the physical and nervous strain of a permanent state of excitement, except during a few years of their youth.

Simone Weil

#3. Any critique of realism must begin with a sober assessment of the horrors of peace.

Christopher Hitchens

#4. Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rung the BBC and said she heard there was a hurricane on the way ... well, if you're watching, don't worry, there isn't!

Michael Fish

#5. The world needs people who save lives.

Frederick Buechner

#6. A love affair should always be a honeymoon. And the only way to make sure of that is to keep changing the man; for the same man can never keep it up.

George Bernard Shaw

#7. You grew up too fast, baby.
Didn't always feel that way, especially this morning when I couldn't find my other flip-flop and I'd been, like, two seconds from kicking a fit.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#8. Happiness is dealing with setbacks with more grace, understanding and acceptance

Arianna Huffington

#9. Philosophy may in no way interfere with the actual use of language; it can in the end only describe it.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

#10. Well, go on then, Abby; run along and let the nice man compromise you.

Anne Gracie

#11. Her gloves, as Razumihin noticed, were not merely shabby but had holes in them, and yet this evident poverty gave the two ladies an air of special dignity, which is always found in people who know how to wear poor clothes.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#12. Even baldness becomes a beauty of a hairless head through the heart of acceptance

Munia Khan

#13. The superior man, extensively studying all learning, and keeping himself under the restraint of the rules of propriety, may thus likewise not overstep what is right.

Confucius

#14. It's not all about love. That's half of it ... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're looking in the mirror, and you just go, 'Oh man. I'm going to compromise my dreams, get fat, sick, old and die someday. I kind of want to have someone around for that.'

Marc Maron

#15. If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son.

Rudyard Kipling

#16. Don't, said Laurent, toy with me. I - have not the means to defend against this.

C.S. Pacat

#17. I wouldn't say I'm a hostile person.

Paz De La Huerta

#18. Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

Stan Kelly-Bootle

#19. You heard her the other night," Bruiser said. "She wants love. And devotion and compromise. Funny, isn't it, how women seem to want those things, when they're saying words like 'Till death do us part.

Tessa Dare