Quotes About Flying Pigs

#1. That men will perish and women will rule the earth?" Hannah replied. "Sorry, wrong number. For that request, you'll need to ring the department in charge of flying pigs. Do you want me to transfer you? I think they're busy at the moment working on a snowstorm in hell.

Dannika Dark

#2. Uncle Marcus was going to help with training? Elorie looked around for flying pigs.

Debora Geary

#3. Hello, Hermes! Command sequence: Daedalus Twenty-three. Kill Flying Pigs! Begin Activation!" Immediately the statue moved

Rick Riordan

#4. There are stranger things out there than flying pigs.

Jane Tara

#5. I don't have a direct line to hell to see if it's frozen over so I'm looking for flying pigs.

Eve Langlais

#6. If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous

Rick Riordan

#7. This is about as simple as games get. There isn't even the paltriest context for what you're doing; you're not exacting revenge on limbless pigs or feeding your pet bitch-lizard. You're a ninja, fruit is flying up in front of you, and fuck fruit. Sitting around all smug on trees and in pies.

Yahtzee Croshaw

#8. Prose cannot compete with the economy of poetry, the ability to have a full artistic experience in a short period of time.

Mary Karr

#9. The love between humans is the thing that nails us to this earth.

Ann Patchett

#10. You think people are some kind of pure, white feathered birds flying in the clouds. They're not. They're pigs and they love to wallow in the mud and dirt.

Fannie Flagg

#11. Okay, now I know your yanking my chain. Pigs will fly before Blake would ask for our help." Rhoan
"Better start ducking those flying piggies then, bro, because I'm totally serious." Riley

Keri Arthur

#12. Your master is weak because he loves. You are strong because you hate. In the end you are winner, jinni-girl.

Heather Demetrios

#13. Happiness is not an end - it is only a means, and adjunct, a consequence.

Dinah Maria Murlock Craik

#14. I remember laughing an inordinate amount of time. Setting up scenes that involve ooze coming out basements, or pigs' heads flying through windows is really fun. How could you not laugh?

Margot Kidder

#15. Pigs flying. Hell freezing over. Miley planting her twerking ass in a chair and keeping it there as a public service.

J.R. Ward

#16. Nothing in me didn't belong to him, whether I wanted it or not.

Kylie Scott

#17. It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism, stuff like that. But I have this kind of roaring heterosexuality. Traditional, uncomplicated heterosexuality, an almost cliched Robin Askwith thing.

Russell Brand

#18. He was much interested in all family activities, and was so often tripped over that they named him after Ghologhosh, the god of small curses. Not

Sharyn November

#19. Physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky, so they'll never know when one of their pals is flying.

James Patterson

#20. I've a right to think," said Alice sharply.
"Just about as much right," said the Duchess, "as pigs have to fly."
~ Lewis Carroll: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, 1865 ~

Lewis Carroll

#21. Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes.

Jennifer L. Armentrout