Quotes About Fellatio

#1. It has been a marvellous age of invention: radio, aeroplane, electric light, the telephone, and fellatio.

Christopher Bram

#2. graffiti in the stall read: CALL DANA FOR BLOW. Colin wondered whether Dana provided fellatio or cocaine,

John Green

#3. Holy fellatio! You are standing there licking him up with your eyes! Do you freaking hear the old seventies porn music playing in your head?

Christine Zolendz

#4. The whole World was for sale to anyone who had Yen or was willing to perform fellatio.

Kurt Vonnegut

#5. Texas is a state that had once outlawed sodomy and fellatio, but is totally cool with men giving themselves golden showers in the name of deer hunting.

Jenny Lawson

#6. So, Maximus the Fellatio Trainer - how does your prick feel about scratchy barbarian beards?"

Lucius Petronius

J.P. Kenwood

#7. Done properly," she said, "cunnilingus and fellatio should be more pleasant, and a lot cleaner, than kissing a toilet seat. I hope that answers your question.

Tom Perrotta

#8. He tastes of rice with a touch of saffron. He says I taste of seafood. I guess we'd make a good paella.

Chloe Thurlow

#9. Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcome, guys. P.S. Girls can't see this sentence!!!!!)

Eugene Mirman

#10. What is wrong with George Bush? What is his problem?

Ed Smith

#11. I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with suckin' dicks. Men do it, women do it; can't be all bad if everybody's doin' it. I say, Drop the pipe, and go to the dick! That's my advice. I'm here to help.

George Carlin

#12. When I went to San Francisco in that cold late spring of 1967, I did not even know what I wanted to find out, and so I just stayed around a while and made a few friends.

Joan Didion

#13. THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.

George Carlin

#14. Veronica's hands wouldn't stop shaking. She held the revolver straight out from her body and breathed slowly, deeply, the hot-metal smell stinging her nostrils. She tried to relax her shoulders.

Rob Thomas

#15. Don't spit, swallow: there is protein and other good stuff in male semen; it's an acquired taste and, once acquired, totally addictive.

Chloe Thurlow

#16. Where necessity ends, desire and curiosity begin; and no sooner are we supplied with everything nature can demand than we sit down to contrive artificial appetites.

Samuel Johnson

#17. Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

Barbara Bush

#18. I'd missed this so much, this simple pleasure. The sensation of a heavy shaft sliding over my tongue, pushing deeper and deeper into me until my lips bumped against my hand.

Josephine Myles

#19. Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a private place in which to fellate?

Stephen Fry

#20. I'm always studying my craft because I want to be the best at what I do.

Aaron Carter

#21. In porn, men give blow jobs like they love men. Women give blow jobs like they love the camera.

Fierce Dolan

#22. I sit with my knees pulled in tight and my arms wrapped around my shins. I can no longer feel my feet, as if blood refuses to spread so far from my heart.

Carrie Ryan

#23. There is nothing more feminine than a blowjob. You naked on your knees. Your guy with his hand resting on the back of your head. A really good blowjob confirms some primal nostalgia. It puts the world in balance.

Chloe Thurlow

#24. How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

Yogi Berra

#25. You were always there, you know. Even when I couldn't remember ... you were always there

Colleen Hoover

#26. To know something about trees-about even one tree-is to know something profound about the nature of the world and our place in it.

Gerald Jonas

#27. If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway.

Gerard Way

#28. Your boyfriend's penis is not an awkward string of spaghetti that has to be scooped up and sucked down. The Emperor of China once asked Lao-tzu: How should I rule the kingdom? To which Lao-tzu replied: Rule the kingdom as you would cook a small fish. A really good blowjob is the same.

Chloe Thurlow