Top 59 Quotes About Fake Friends
#1. You should be aware of fake friends because it is the hardest to be aware of.
Eraldo Banovac
#2. Having fake friends is like hugging cactus. The tighter you hug, the more pain you get.
Riza Prasetyaningsih
#3. My real friends never hearin from me, fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me
Drake
#4. I would so much rather have a few of good friends than a lot of fake friends.
Lauren Conrad
#5. Fake friends are like shadows: always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour
True friends are like stars, you don't always see them but they are always there.
Habeeb Akande
#6. You got nothing to lose, you don't lose when you lose fake friends.
Joan Jett
#7. There will always be real friends and fake friends. It is difficult to distinguish the two because both will appear the same in the beginning but so different at the end.
Rita Zahara
#8. Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends.
Michael Bassey
#9. Fake friends believe in rumors, real friends believe in you.
Anonymous
#10. I'm always on the market for a new friend, period. As your success continues to grow, you start to see who your real friends are. But I'm always looking for wonderful people to have in my life that have no agenda and aren't fake friends.
Lady Gaga
#11. True friends are like diamonds,
Precious and rare,
Fake friends are like autumn leaves,
Found everywhere.
Ari Joseph
#12. I began to enjoy my own generosity; I felt the pleasure of pleasing others, especially as this was accompanied by money-power. I was paying for them; they were grateful, they had to be; and they could no longer see me as a failure.
Hanif Kureishi
#13. And you don't have to care, so don't pretend. Nobody needs a best fake friend.
James Bay
#14. If you are not going to be a comfort, have the decency to be an empty space.
Jennifer Crusie
#15. My life is a series of Hollywood orgies and Kabbalah center brunches with the cast of Friends. At least that's what my handlers tell me. I'm actually too valuable to live my own life and spend most of my days in a vegetable crisper to remain fake news anchor fresh.
Jon Stewart
#16. Clothes are like friends and fake plants: invest in the ones that will last.
Grace Helbig
#17. Neither a fake friend nor a liar can be trusted, with a secret.
Ellen J. Barrier
#18. The real friends are out there on you won, on your lost and on your special days. If they aren't there, take it like they aren't your friends, find other friends. This are fake!
Deyth Banger
#19. Pretend to be poor in reality and you'll notice a decrease in your friends list and request.
Michael Bassey Johnson
#20. To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#21. And still, even when he'd told her how he felt about her, and that he wanted their fake relationship to be real, she'd held herself back out of fear that their friends-to-lovers story was too good to be anything but fiction.
Bella Andre
#22. But there's the paradox of fiction - why do you cry when a fake character dies? It's the basis of art. You engage with people who don't exist and care about them as you would your friends and relatives.
Michael Gruber
#23. Everyone wanted to see [him] fall so they could devour his remains. As is usually the case, the army of sycophants had turned into a horde of hungry hyenas
Carlos Ruiz Zafon
#24. Bitter truth of life. To have some genuine friends, you need to have some fake ones too.
Shikha Kaul
#25. Anyway, why would I want friends I had to act fake in front of? I don't want to pretend to be scared of dead things and to prefer digital to film. I don't mind that I'm old-fashioned.
Paige McKenzie
#26. I had watched them trade best friends, start wars, cry, trade back, make treaties, squeal and grab each other's arms in this fake-excited way, et cetera ...
Rebecca Stead
#27. You know what they say about friends and enemies.' Brochan nodded wisely. 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.' My smile broadened. 'Nah. I'm talking about what you call a fake friend.' I received four identical eye rolls. I made an imaginary drum roll. 'A faux, of course.
Helen Harper
#28. I'm an old fashioned theater major at heart. I love to do a show, do something with friends; I'm kind of a nerd in that way. I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance.
Tom Lenk
#29. Shine with a genuine golden heart not with a business egoistic sparkle.
Angelica Hopes
#30. People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.
Megan Fox
#31. It's enough for me... I saw the image
...
We were together
We were friends
We were in relationship
...
Memories are enough...
...
THAT ARE FAKE ONE... it happens just once or twice sometimes...
Deyth Banger
#32. And what's the irony?
...
In the end... we call the enemy friends... the fake people again friends... should I continue here with the words?
Deyth Banger
#33. It may ... be judged indecent in me to come forward on this occasion; but when I see a fellow-creature about to perish through the cowardice of her pretended friends, I wish to be allowed to speak, that I may say what I know of her character.
Mary Shelley
#34. Incessant smiling is one of the deadly tools used by someone whose intent is to make others cry.
Michael Bassey Johnson
#35. Always sleep with one eye open. Never take anything for granted. Your best friends might just be your enemies.
Sara Shepard
#36. If you don't find the right set of eyes to see through your bull, you will always be surrounded by friends that will tell you white lies because they like your company and don't want to ruin the evening.
Shannon L. Alder
#37. Make an effort with tenacity to make real impact that works and don't just create an impression with deception
Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
#38. I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school secretary so that I could get some of my friends out of detention.
Luke Perry
#39. I found, increasingly, that I did not particularly care and I tried to fake a little kindness, a little sweetness, tried to mirror Luna back at herself, but that exhausted me after a week and I concluded that I was not meant for this sort of thing, friends, friendliness, no, I wasn't meant for it.
Catherine Lacey
#40. Testing the wrong person can prove a massive failure for the antagonist.
Carlos Wallace
#41. This is what happens. You tell your friends your most personal secrets, and they use them against you.
Sophie Kinsella
#42. You just...you don't take crap from anyone. But not in the fake, rebellious way that most kids do it, like they got something to prove. You're real, and people respect you a lot for that.
Christina Daley
#43. I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations. If we don't vibrate on the same frequency there's just no reason for us to waste our time. I'd rather have no one and wait for substance than to not feel someone and fake the funk.
Joquesse Eugenia
#44. Chocolate friends may not last any longer than fake ones, but they sure as hell taste better.
Kevin Brooks
#45. Being blinded in love and friendship is a common mistake.
Eraldo Banovac
#46. I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other's eyes out and call it a day; instead we put on huge radiant smiles and spout compliments until our teeth hurt from the saccharine sweetness of it all.
Jody Gehrman
#48. Share your weaknesses. Share your hard moments. Share your real side. It'll either scare away every fake person in your life or it will inspire them to finally let go of that mirage called "perfection," which will open the doors to the most important relationships you'll ever be a part of.
Dan Pearce
#49. I know amazing people in fashion who are anything but fake. They are very real and very sensitive. They are happy and sad. They are loyal friends.
Alber Elbaz
#50. Once your blood's in the water, everyone's a shark
Tilly Bagshawe
#52. What a desperate, pathetic fool I was. Time after time, my "friends" had shown me their true colors. Yet, I still wanted to believe they were sorry for causing me pain. p. 128
Jodee Blanco
#53. Trying to change someone to suit your desires is a setup for disappointment.
Carlos Wallace
#55. People think they have a perfect idea of who you are from a four-second Snapchat video ... and fake blogs, stories, magazine covers. In reality, that's not the case. Nobody knows who I am except family and my close friends.
Kylie Jenner
#56. Friends with spiteful hearts and thousand eyes of evil, mock not my slumbering glory. I just might be the next in line to gain access to the secret fount of good riches.
Darmie Orem
#57. Given all the stress and pressure, some people would fake it. They'd want to join the club, so they'd get together with another lonely person and stage a fake soul mate encounter. They'd marry, hide their relationship problems, and struggle to present a happy face to their friends and family.
Randall Munroe
#58. One fake friend can do more harm than 10 enemies ... Be smart choosing your friends.
Ziad K. Abdelnour
