Quotes About Ewoks

#1. We're Jews. When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there.

Jon Stewart

#2. After watching Star Wars everyone wanted a lightsaber and was irritated that the technology for them didn't really exist. Everyone also agreed the Ewoks should all die.

John Scalzi

#3. He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO.

Cory Doctorow

#4. Food for the native Ewoks.

Chuck Wendig

#5. Okay, time to ruin this guy's outfit.

Rick Riordan

#6. Sammantha: Tucker?
Tucker: Does some other man call at this hour just to hear your voice? If so, give me his name, and I'll kill him.

Catherine Anderson

#7. Anger is like those ruins which smash themselves on what they fall.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

#8. Never let a man determine the woman you want to be.

Maranda Evans

#9. But I consoled myself with the reflexion that in spite of everything she was for me the real point of intersection between reality and dream.

Marcel Proust

#10. The key to enjoying wine isn't just to guzzle a lot of expensive wine, it's to learn about wine.

Jen Wilkin

#11. God wanted Abram to be his friend, and friends trust each other, and you can't learn to trust someone without a little risk and uncertainty and vulnerability.

John Ortberg

#12. Once we recognize that all things are impermanent, we have no problem enjoying them. In fact, real peace and joy are only possible when we see clearly into the nature of impermanence.

Thich Nhat Hanh

#13. People must be amuthed.

Charles Dickens

#14. You tell your lies and you think nobody knows. But there are two people who know. Yes- two people. One is le bon Dieu - and the other is Hercule Poirot

Agatha Christie