Quotes About Emo Love

#1. Coming up with a funny joke is like falling in love: It can hit you any time, anywhere. Having said that, the more you put yourself out there, the better your odds will be.

Emo Philips

#2. I love Florida. I love the beach. I love the sound of the crashing surfers against the rocks.

Emo Philips

#3. They call me Good Time Emo. Because I love a good time! And my name is Emo.

Emo Philips

#4. Why can't love be a fairy tale?

Amy Davis

#5. Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddamn

James Thurber

#6. I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.

Emo Philips

#7. I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.

Emo Philips

#8. I like to try new things because I get bored so easily.

Ellen DeGeneres

#9. Not that I love thy children, whose dull eyes see nothing save their own unlovely woe, Whose minds know nothing, nothing care to know ...

Oscar Wilde

#10. I'm into Incubus. Growing up, I was a huge Taking Back Sunday fan. I'm still a fan, but I don't listen as much as I used to. When I was 13 or 14, I started getting into emo-pop-rock, so that influenced me. I also love Drake ... I have a pretty diverse collection.

Kendall Schmidt

#11. I read that nine out of 10 women fantasize about having an unknown man leap through their bedroom window at night and make mad, passionate love to them. Who would think with those odds, I would now be facing 150 hours of community service.

Emo Philips

#12. Then before I knew it, his considerable girth was inside me, stretching my virgin passage almost to the point of tearing, and he was thrusting into me as if he were trying to drive me completely through the mattress to the floor beneath.

Cristina Rayne

#13. You want a round table meeting, we can have a round table meeting."
"I love round tables," said Magnus brightly. "They suit me so much better than square.

Cassandra Clare

#14. It doesn't matter what has happened to you, it matters what you do with what has happened to you. Life is like a poker game. You don't get to choose the cards you are dealt, but it's entirely up to you how to play the hand.

Regina Brett

#15. The time one has to live is like the sun peeping through clouds,

Dalai Lama XIV

#16. I don't feel unlucky in love anymore, and it's not all emo. It's a scary place to be in when you're like: 'What am I supposed to write about now? I don't feel heartbroken, so now what?'

Jenny Lewis

#17. The most violent friendships soonest wear themselves out.

William Hazlitt

#18. Prejudices are the props of civilization.

Andre Gide

#19. So many nights I cried myself to sleep. Now that you love me, I love myself. I never thought I would say this. I never thought there'd be you.

Amy Lee

#20. If I could never work again and I could just listen to music and walk, I'd be very, very happy.

Maira Kalman

#21. A horse is simply a horse.

Avicenna

#22. Her love was trembling in laughter on her lips.

Oscar Wilde

#23. Luck is like an atheistic word for God ...

Peter Thiel

#24. I need to work on defensive play and being consistent.

Sidney Crosby

#25. I love England. In fact, they're getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass the six months rabies quarantine.

Emo Philips

#26. I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.

Emo Philips

#27. Future's Pluto is my favorite album of the year. It's so emo. Future is the number one dude I'd love to produce for - every time I listen to the song he did with Rihanna, "Loveeeeeee Song", I'm like, "I should have produced that."

Ryan Hemsworth