Quotes About Effing

#1. Ever wonder why the gods created man, Grom? I personally think that we're the original reality show. They were so effing bored that they created us just so that they could feel better about themselves

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. Dazed, Nick nodded, then looked to Caleb. "I'm such an effing idiot."
"We knew that," he said drily. "We definitely didn't have to throw you into a coma for that little-known nugget.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#3. The Beatles, they had it all figured out, okay? 'I Want to Hold Your Hand.' The first single. It's effing brilliant, right? ... That's what everybody wants ... They don't want a twenty-four-hour hump sesh, they don't want to be married to you for a hundred years.
They just want to hold your hand.

Rachel Cohn

#4. Jack with no expression was hot.
Jack with a smile was mega hot.
Jake laughing out loud at something you've said- effing priceless.

J.A. Hornbuckle

#5. I don't need new boots I got bluchers back down home.
Eff the effing bluchers I'll buy you new adjectival effing elastic sided boots.

Peter Carey

#6. So ... " Heather nodded slowly. "We're still here."
"Yep. I think your team of SWAT guys got lost. Probably looking for their shirts."
She made a face at him. "You're effing hilarious."
"I try.

Chelsea Fine

#7. Cash winks at me from in front of the stove and pure lust twitches in my lower belly. There's no denying this man is hot. Effing hot. Probably hotter than the stove he's cooking on.

M. Leighton

#8. This is Kurt Vonnegut in the effing state-of-the-art lethal injection facility in Huntsville, effing, Texas signing off.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#9. And she says, "Then let's just take the effing road and get ourselves to Haven."
I smile, a little. "You said effing," I say. "You actually said the word effing.

Patrick Ness

#10. WHAT THE EFF IS GOING ON?" I roar, but I don't say "eff", now do I? Cuz it seems the situashun calls for something a little stronger. "WHAT EFFING PLAN?

Patrick Ness

#11. Yes,yes I did. I told them to come in and make themselves at home and while they were at it, to immobilize me and stab me straight through the heart 'cause I'm just that effing bored. (Sam)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#12. Now, as Rilke would say, let's eat us
some effing panther and swan, shall we?

Jason Bredle

#13. Oh Em Mother Effing Gee!" I yell. "How does he know we call him God-like creature?

Anonymous

#14. Learn how to cook a (effing) omelet. I mean, what nicer thing can you do for somebody than make them breakfast? You look good doing it, and it's a nice thing to do for somebody you just had sex with.

Anthony Bourdain

#15. Fate forced me to become a two-man woman. But there was no effing way I could be a four-man woman.
Even metaphysics couldn't keep that from being whorey.

Sierra Dean

#16. I love being in an arena that has like 10,000 people and huge crowds. I want to do a show at like the Viper room so badly. Like go up on stage and thrash myself around, go jump into the crowd. You can effing swear, get drunk on stage and do whatever you want basically.

Avril Lavigne

#17. The stars are on the inside. They are effing beautiful.

Cath Crowley

#18. Holy effing moly.

Ellen Hopkins

#19. It's not funny at all that we do all that advertising for children. Why is advertising for children allowed? What possible reason can there be for having those effing adverts on TV for all this crap that's made by poor people in poor countries that we sell our children who have too much?

Emma Thompson

#20. And I know [other] faces aren't this colorful, this vivid, this lived-in, this superbly off-site, this brimming with dark unpredictable music. NOT THAT I EFFING NOTICE ... For the record, breathing is overrated.

Jandy Nelson

#21. Cuz that's it -
That's the nasty, nasty secret of war -
When yer winning -
When yer winning, it's effing thrilling -

Patrick Ness

#22. When he looks at me, I feel it everywhere. It makes my palms sweaty, my body tingle and shiver. It's like I'm on effing vibrate. I can't deny it. I can't. I also can't do anything about it. -Evangeline

Andrea Hopkins

#23. Holy effing crap, that sucks!"
I turned to her. "Effing?"
Sam shrugged. "What?"
"We're censoring now?"
"Kyle says I have a mouth like a trucker.

Gemma Halliday

#24. HOLY MOTHER EFFING SPARKLY VAMPIRES IS HE HOT

Fanny Merkin

#25. Because just the day before, I had apparently told The Artist of our Generation to color inside the effing lines.

Amber L. Johnson

#26. I just stand there like a doofus wondering just what in the effing blazes is going on.

Patrick Ness

#27. no one can catch the mother-effing fox

John Green

#28. You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend.

Paul Sweeney

#29. I want to keep making records as long as I can, but I don't know how long you can be taken seriously in rap.

Eminem

#30. Virginia Woolf came along in the early part of the century and essentially said through her writing, yes, big books can be written about the traditional big subjects. There is war. There is the search for God. These are all very important things.

Michael Cunningham

#31. The gods are hard to handle - when they come blazing forth in their true power.

Homer

#32. Rejecting predatory capitalism in America is a way to respect and honor America.

Bryant McGill

#33. Schneider's characters, like Kundera's, are sentient and sophisticated figures at a time when the constraints of Communist rule persist but its energy has entirely vanished.

Richard Eder

#34. You make me feel alone.

Courtney Summers