Quotes About Easter Chocolate

#1. Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.

S.D. Gordon

#2. The ladies usually go for the biggest damn fool they can find; that is why the human race stands where it does today: we have bred the clever and lasting Casanovas, all hollow inside, like the chocolate Easter bunnies we foster upon our poor children.

Charles Bukowski

#3. The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig.

Albert Einstein

#4. The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.

David Sedaris

#5. Only a philosopher's mind grows wings, since its memory always keeps it as close as possible to those realities by being close to which the gods are divine.

Plato

#6. Anna's spiritual formation was relegated to cultural expressions of faith: the Christmas Baby Jesus and his gifts, the Easter risen Christ and his chocolate bunnies, and a copy of The Thorn Birds pulled from her mother's bookshelf.

Jill Alexander Essbaum

#7. So this chocolate princess. Her knight in shining armor is the Easter Bunny.

Rachel Cohn

#8. I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs ... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

Caroline Rhea

#9. Existence is the premise for everything else.

Liu Cixin

#10. Is the Easter Bunny a space alien trying to trick us into implanting us with his eggs? Because I will so swear off chocolate right now.

Thomm Quackenbush

#11. Just that I have loved you, even when I was nothing and no one to you, when you didn't know my name and barely knew my face.
- Leo

Sherry Thomas

#12. It's strange. How hollow i feel. Like there might be echoes inside of me. Like I'm one of those chocolate rabbits they used to sell around Easter, the ones that were nothing more than a sweet shell encapsulating a world of nothing. I'm like that. I encapsulate a world of nothing.

Tahereh Mafi

#13. CHURCH, not CHOCOLATE, is the TRUE MEANING of EASTER!!

Joanne Harris

#14. Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.

Billy Crystal

#15. Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

Denis Leary

#16. I gave the dog a last scratch and he smiled and wagged his heavy tail. He didn't look like a dog that stole and ate children. He looked like a dog that might steal chocolate-covered Easter eggs.

Richard Bradford

#17. He felt intact but worthless, like a chocolate rabbit selling for 75 percent off the month after Easter.

Douglas Coupland

#18. Today she wore a navy blue suit that deftly minimized a slight tendency to heft.

Tim Farrington

#19. Easter, so longed for, is gone in a day.

James Howell

#20. If Paul Revere had been a modern day citizen, he wouldn't have ridden down Main Street. He would have tweeted.

Alec Ross

#21. In Australia ... they celebrate Easter the same ... by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit ... left chocolate eggs in the night

Bill Hicks

#22. Do not put all your eggs in one basket.

Warren Buffett