Quotes About Doritos

#1. Toast is boring. Doritos are life.

Laura Kaye

#2. There is a river running through this city and every time my best friend laughs I want to grab him by the shoulders and shout Grow old with me and never kiss me on the mouth! I want to spend the next eighty years together, eating Doritos and riding bikes.

Clementine Von Radics

#3. People stared. Maybe because they were giants compared to everyone else, both in height and muscle mass. Maybe because of the telltale bulge of weapons at their waist. Or maybe because William opened a bag of Doritos and ate while he shopped. Hard to tell.

Gena Showalter

#4. I like Doritos. I'm usually watching 'The Biggest Loser' eating Doritos.

Halle Berry

#5. The man who invented Doritos has passed away at the age of 97. He asked to be buried with the creator of Fritos and Cheetos in a variety pack.

Jimmy Fallon

#6. Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew is coming. You drink it, you get a combination of type 1 and type 2 diabetes.

David Letterman

#7. She had a face like a slapped arse and an arse like a bag of Doritos

Lisa McInerney

#8. Do I midnight snack? Not a lot, but sometimes. And it's usually Doritos Cooler Ranch. I know that's terrible, especially for a pro athlete, but they're just so good.

Clint Mathis

#9. I find it almost comforting to count calories, because it makes me conscious of what I'm eating. But on Super Bowl Sunday, I thought, 'Surrender to it. It's nacho time.' Then I ate nothing but Doritos all day.

Kristen Bell

#10. I started working around eigth grade. I remember doing a Doritos commercial where there were four days in a row of eating them, and I will tell you, I have not eaten many Doritos since.

Tobey Maguire

#11. I like to think of Doritos as emotional packing material to safeguard the feelings I've swallowed.

Dana Gould

#12. I do try to eat healthy, and I find that's easiest when I just avoid the Doritos aisle at the grocery store.

Elizabeth Banks

#13. Amos sipped his coffee. "Sorry if that distubed you. Khufu's very picky. He only eats foods that end in -o. Doritos, burritos, flamingos."
I blinked. "Did you say-"
"Carter," Sadie warned. She looked a little queasy, like she'd already had this conversation. "Don't ask.

Rick Riordan

#14. He was chugging brown pop from a can Jack had handed him while he stuffed nacho cheese Doritos in his face. I was glad to see he looked lots better, almost completely like himself, which proves Doritos and brown pop really are health foods.

P.C. Cast

#15. Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.

Natasha Leggero

#16. There's nothing to be sorry for," Beck said. "You didn't know any better. And Ulrik was the only one who liked those damn doritos. You did us all a favor.

Maggie Stiefvater

#17. Khufu carefully picked out everything that ended with-o - Doritos, Oreos, and some chunks of meat. Buffalo? Armadillo? I was scared to even ask.

Rick Riordan

#18. The biggest hits - be they Coca-Cola or Doritos - owe their success to complex formulas that pique the taste buds enough to be alluring but don't have a distinct, overriding single flavor that tells the brain to stop eating.

Michael Moss

#19. It's a different thing to just be a voice. It's liberating, on one hand, because you get to show up in sweatpants and with Doritos on your fingers, but on the other hand, it's limiting because it's just your voice.

Adrian Pasdar

#20. The online music magazine Pitchfork once wrote that I would collaborate with anyone for a bag of Doritos.

David Byrne

#21. Pepsi has a new Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. No, we don't have an Ebola vaccine, but we do have the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew.

David Letterman

#22. She looks tan ... -ish."
"There's a fine line between 'tan', and looking like you just rolled around in a giant bag of Doritos. And Miranda seems to prefer the nacho cheese variety.

Jena Leigh

#23. Children who reach the age of eighteen with their entire skills set composed on Nintendo and eating Doritos have been neglected. Their parents neglected to give them the character traits necessary to live successfully.

Dave Ramsey

#24. Some of you may remember me as the 'Doritos Girl' from that Super Bowl commercial a while back, but I've been lucky enough to have gotten a few more credits under my belt since then!

Ali Landry

#25. I want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party

Megan Boyle

#26. Education shows the path to the door of opportunity. It gives confidence and hope to open it.

Debasish Mridha

#27. Eventually kids become grown-ups too, and from there, the world is whatever they choose to make of it.

Allison Winn Scotch

#28. I can't even remember when I first went, 'I want to be an actress.' It's always been inside of me.

Olivia DeJonge

#29. I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

Joel Madden

#30. No matter how beautiful the outside may be, the inside still has feelings and needs that just words don't fulfill.

Hubert Selby Jr.