Quotes About Dog Bones

#1. Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.

Alexei Sayle

#2. Just as the dog loves to chew bones, the human mind loves its problems.

Eckhart Tolle

#3. The organization cannot trust the individual; the individual must trust the organization.

Ray Kroc

#4. The dog gnawes the bone because he cannot swallow it.

George Herbert

#5. I am Edema Ruh to my bones. That means my blood is red. It means I breathe the free air and walk where my feet take me. I do not cringe and fawn like a dog at a man's title. That looks like pride to people who have spent their lives cultivating supple spines.

Patrick Rothfuss

#6. I am inclined to think that these muscles and bones of mine would have gone off long ago to Megara or Boeotia - by the dog they would, if they had been moved only by their own idea of what was best.
(tr Jowett)

Plato

#7. Light may earth's crumbling sand be laid on thee, that dogs may dig thy bones up easily

Marcus Aurelius

#8. Good-bye, my dancer, my friend, my One and Only. I love you.

Davida Wills Hurwin

#9. After 9/11, new security measures not only added longer lines and earlier check-ins, but took away our privilege of carrying knitting needles or our favorite moisturizer on board with us. Although we want to be safe when we fly, in some ways it all just adds to the misery of our experience.

Ann Hood

#10. A true critic, in the perusal of a book, is like a dog at a feast, whose thoughts and stomach are wholly set upon what the guests fling away, and consequently is apt to snarl most when there are the fewest bones.

Jonathan Swift

#11. Just as dogs love to chew bones, the mind loves to get its teeth into problems. That's why it does crossword puzzles and builds atom bombs.

Eckhart Tolle

#12. Great is the truth, fire can not burn, nor water can drown it!

Alexandre Dumas

#13. Humans have externalized their wisdom-stored it in museums, libraries, the expertise of the learned. Dog wisdom is inside the blood and bones.

Donald McCaig

#14. Do not put chewed bones back on plates. Instead, throw them on the floor for the dog.

Desiderius Erasmus

#15. I've always loved being at the eye of the storm creatively with people that I find exciting and glamorous. So sometimes I got sidetracked in my career and maybe I would have done more TV or film.

Sandra Bernhard

#16. Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.

Adam Smith

#17. My bed was where we held our exorcisms. She brought me peace. I brought her fire.

Karina Halle

#18. A dog came to my door, so I gave him a bone, the dog took the bone into the back yard and buried it. I'm going to go plant a tree there, with bones on it, then the dog will come back and say, "Shoot! It worked! I must distribute these bones equally for I have a green paw!"

Mitch Hedberg

#19. Sometimes if you're lucky, someone comes into your life who'll take up a place in your heart that no one else can fill, someone who's tighter than a twin, more with you than your own shadow, who gets deeper under your skin than your own blood and bones. -SNOOP DOG

Snoop Dogg

#20. The bone won't come to the dog. It's the dog that goes to the bone.

P.B. Kerr

#21. Weak dogs become bones for other, stronger dogs.

Tad Williams

#22. Still he plied the lash without stint upon my poor body, until it seemed that the lacerated flesh was stripped from my bones at every stroke. A man with a particle of mercy in his soul would not have beaten even a dog so cruelly.

Solomon Northup

#23. The dog won't bite if you beat Him with a bone

Tom Waits

#24. You ain't too smart, are ya boy? I'm Javier "Bones" Jones. I'm the baddest man there is in this town or any town through The Mississippi. You thinking you're gonna waltz up on me and kill me? Ha! I'll do for you like I did for my late dog and put you out of your misery.

Justin Bienvenue

#25. God's promise will bring your provision.

John Hagee

#26. You shake a slogan at an American and it's just like showing a hungry dog a bone.

Will Rogers

#27. The worst dog gets the best bone.

I.L. Peretz

#28. Training is bad for you! Training followed by rest and proper nutrition is good for you and will make you better prepared for the event you are training for.

Graeme Obree

#29. The consequence was, that the most sudden and visible good effects were perceived from the use of oranges and lemons; one of those who had taken them, being at the end of 6 days fit for duty.

James Lind

#30. Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.

Ogden Nash

#31. I have met otherwise educated folks who haven't heard that cooked bones can kill a dog, so perhaps the vets are just being realists.

Carina MacDonald

#32. Get a dog biscuit out of that cabinet there," Mr. Jones told Denny.
Denny found a box of Milk-Bones and took one out.
Mr. Jones was picking up his tools. Denny held the bone out to him.
"Give it to him, not me," said Mr. Jones. "Do I look like I want a Milk-Bone?

Jackie French Koller

#33. In the mouth of a bad dog fals often a good bone.

George Herbert

#34. The body is our primary feedback mechanism which can show us what is and isn't working about our ways of thinking, expressing, and living. As we live our truth more fully and freely, our body grows healthier, stronger, and more beautiful.

Shakti Gawain

#35. This coyote is a wily dog born
from ancient trickster bones,
Loki, Hermes, the northwestern Raven of lore

Toby Barlow

#36. Scheme not to make what's Another's your own; Be not a Dog for the sake of a Bone.

Arthur Guiterman

#37. Nothing burps better than bacon.

Ed O'Neill

#38. There's going to be a new cable-TV channel for dogs. Dogs don't even watch TV. But the schedule came out today. And they've got great shows, like Barks & Recreation and Game of Bones.

Craig Ferguson

#39. He came back, and there was a greedy look in his eyes now which ought to have alarmed her, but did not. 'Oh,

J.M. Barrie

#40. I feel it in my bones that if I had a kid, I would not either continue to write or have written the book I have done. So it's just me and the dog. I've always gotten along better with animals than I have with children, anyway.

Sonya Hartnett