Quotes About Divorce Lawyers

#1. In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

Garry Trudeau

#2. Am I suggesting that you must feel sorry for divorce lawyers and prepare to pay every penny of their fees? Of course not! You deserve justice, and the lawyer can be lured into delivering said justice at a seriously discounted price!

Portia Porter

#3. How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.

Lucille Ball

#4. Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing.

Craig Ferguson

#5. America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

Bob Hope

#6. What the efficient market hypothesis doesn't account for is that people are not always rational. Just ask any divorce lawyer.

Coreen T. Sol

#7. [L]et us believe that all is going along the best in the world when we take no satisfaction in it, provided we humble ourselves for this and redouble our confidence in God.

Vincent De Paul

#8. It was after sex, when there was still heat and mostly breathing, when there was still touch and mostly thought ... it was as if the whole world could be reduced to the sound of a single string being played, and the only thing this sound could make me think of was you.

David Levithan

#9. The truth was, the more he got portrayed as an unprincipled, ruthless prick, the more clients flocked to him. Because when it came to divorce, people wanted a ruthless prick. They lined up for one.

Michael Crichton

#10. Ghosts!" gasped Alice. "Real, live ghosts?"

"No! Not 'real, live ghosts!' Spooky, dead ghosts!

Kellyn Roth

#11. I'm still learning. I've never done a digital project before. And I'm pretty sure I did things to the software that weren't supposed to be done.

Don Hertzfeldt

#12. I don't know why anyone wants to get married," said Burke. "I think the whole thing was cooked up by lawyers so they can get rich off of divorce.

Michael Thomas Ford

#13. Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one.

Hedy Lamarr

#14. A turd placed in the snow will become hard and significantly less odorous than its warm weather counterpart. This doesn't mean that it has ceased to be a turd.

P.J. Hetherhouse

#15. To say that the cosmos was expanding is equally to say that its members were contracting. The ultimate centers of power, each at first coincident ... themselves generated the cosmical space by their disengagement from each other.

Olaf Stapledon

#16. You cannot judge by outward appearances; the soul is only transparent to its Maker.

Hosea Ballou

#17. It was the time of year that makes every poet's heart sing and every lawyer question their life choices.

Portia Porter

#18. What would that be like - to long, to yearn for someone who is right there before your eyes, day in and day out?

Margaret Atwood

#19. Look at the smaller picture, and before you know it, the day is done and you've accomplished far more than you ever imagined,

Melody Anne

#20. No life is perfect; we all have our problems and issues, and I believe that it's good to be true to who you are.

Liberty Ross

#21. For me, playing a vampire isn't about the fact that they're a vampire, it's about who they are specifically.

Rachelle Lefevre

#22. Take the road where the eagle flies, man follows where his fortune lies.

Billy Squier

#23. Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

Cary Grant

#24. The most surprising thing about breaking up is that you already know how to do it. Everything you need to know, you learned in kindergarten. Yours should always be better than his (especially when it comes to lawyers).

Brandi Glanville