Quotes About Couldn't Care Less

#1. No, Paul, I couldn't care less if you tell me made-up stories. Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths.' (Said to Paul by Elizabeth Costello, the interloping novelist-angel-inner voice).

J.M. Coetzee

#2. There are people in the world who care about automobiles, and there are people who couldn't care less, and then there are the people who are impressed by the Dilemma, and those people are everyone.

Lemony Snicket

#3. The top players in every field think differently when all the marbles are on the line. Great performers focus on what they are doing, and nothing else ... They let it happen, let it go. They couldn't care less about the results.

John Eliot

#4. These are people that are gonna vote for Hillary Clinton. They couldn't care less that she is sleazy. They couldn't care less that she cannot tell the truth. They couldn't care less that she exposes this nation to great risk.

Rush Limbaugh

#5. What I find horrible nowadays is that people are always trying to find a personality for themselves. Nobody bothers about what you might call a painter's ideal ... the kind that's always existed ... No. They couldn't care less about that.

Pablo Picasso

#6. I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggling. What we know is we can improve. Chad Pennington, our quarterback, missed the first part of the season, and we struggled. We're looking to next season. We're looking to make a noise now, and I wanna kiss you!

Joe Namath

#7. Finny never tells anyone how he is feeling; you just have to know him well enough to understand when he is sad or scared. Today his expression does not tell me how he feels about me being over here. Either he couldn't care less, or he could be annoyed.

Laura Nowlin

#8. You rich people are all the same. You couldn't care less about the other half of the world. They can all starve to death for all you care!

Sally Wentworth

#9. My zest for exhibition has over a long career become increasingly a mania. The ecstasy I feel as I survey work I have done I want to share with the world - not the whole world which couldn't care less, but my private world, which is my country, Canada.

Joseph Plaskett

#10. I am for the animals, I couldn't care less about your need to eat animals, wear them, shoot them or exploit them. Too bad if you consider it suffering to let all that self-centered and traditional bullshit stop you from having the will to help the animals..

Rikki Rockett

#11. I couldn't care less if the guy I'm guarding has HIV. I'm going to slam him anyway.

Dennis Rodman

#12. The thought of you
being with someone else is
literally killing me.
And you couldn't care less. Because
I am just one of the writhing bodies
that ruined your bed sheets.

Sade Andria Zabala

#13. Even though I like kissing... No matter how much I think I want him to stop, that I hate him and want him to let go, in that moment, I couldn't care less. That's why... I'm... wondering whether I'm mistaking that for love.

Natsuki Kizu

#14. I'm not crazy to discuss fashion with men. I couldn't care less about their opinion.

Karl Lagerfeld

#15. it's always the wrong people who have the guilty conscience. Those who are really responsible for suffering in the world couldn't care less.

David Lagercrantz

#16. One thing about school - I always had this attitude that I was in school to learn, and attempted to do whatever was involved in that process, while school had this attitude that I was there to earn grades, which I couldn't care less about. Unsurprisingly, my grades weren't very good.

Bram Cohen

#17. The media could do a much better job, that's for sure, especially the media that targets women ... Human rights? They couldn't care less!

Isabel Allende

#18. People will say a movie bombed at the box office but I couldn't care less.

Johnny Depp

#19. Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

Kathy Griffin

#20. I couldn't care less who is mad at me as long as the entrepreneur comes out ahead.

Ron Conway

#21. Believe it or not, I don't own a TV. Crazy huh? I'm not a big movie-goer either. I just feel like I'm watching work. I am always outside and couldn't care less about what's on TV these days.

Jeffrey Donovan

#22. I couldn't care less who I'm paired with. There's nobody I've ever played better or worse with, thank goodness. You don't want any factor to be outside your control. What if Arnie's Army had bothered me? What id I'd said, "Oh geez, I'm paired with Palmer," I'd never had beaten him.

Jack Nicklaus

#23. With so many people in the world that long for someone to love and care for, why is it those who couldn't care less are those who are blessed?

Danielle Ackley-McPhail

#24. One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn't care less about your love life.

Graham Norton

#25. Who says my heart is involved? Maybe I just want to have fun. Maybe my heart couldn't care less.

Mila Rossi

#26. Those people were pushing life and night and day in front of them. Life hides everything from people. Their own noise prevents them from hearing anything else. They couldn't care less. The bigger and taller the city, the less they care. Take it from me. I've tried. It's a waste of time.

Louis-Ferdinand Celine

#27. If you were just a regular person, you turned on the TV, and you saw Eric Cantor talking, I would say - and I'm fine with gay people, that's all right - but my gaydar is 60-70 percent. But he's not, I think, so I don't know. Again, I couldn't care less. I'm accepting.

Brian Schweitzer

#28. Ha, no, that it's always the wrong people who have the guilty conscience. Those who are really responsible for suffering in the world couldn't care less. It's the ones fighting for good who are consumed by remorse.

David Lagercrantz

#29. No one could possibly understand my purest feelings but I couldn't care less; My deepest yearnings are nobody's goddamn business anyway

Novala Takemoto

#30. I'm very happy that I have an Italian version, a French version, and then I have my own company, but I'm not obsessed by my name. Some people are, "Oh, my name," but I couldn't care less about my name. What I like is the job. The ego trip of that comes later.

Karl Lagerfeld

#31. I couldn't care less about politics, the culture wars. My only interest is to get people to care about Darfurs and Rwandas.

Peter Singer

#32. Naruto: I bet you're dying to know my name!
Gaara: I couldn't care less.

Masashi Kishimoto

#33. Solos I kind of [couldn't] care less about. I know most people probably think that's what I care *most* about, but it's really the melody playing that is the cornerstone of what I'm working on.

Joe Satriani

#34. A severe example is the common modern American phrase "I could care less," which, it turns out, means the same thing as "I couldn't care less.

Joel M. Hoffman

#35. I couldn't care less about sex unless I meet someone who I think is wonderful.

Kirstie Alley

#36. What you've got is 30,000 people calling you an asshole.- Stone Cold Steve Austin What I've got is 30,000 people I couldn't care less if they lived or died.

Triple H

#37. I spend time with people who are movers and shakers, and others who are just friends I really care for. Some of them are rich, some of them are poor. I couldn't care less. I'm not a snob.

Aby Rosen

#38. I really don't see myself in the Europa League and don't want to play in it. I couldn't care less about winning the trophy.

Arjen Robben

#39. I couldn't care less about walking down the red carpet in a pair of heels and a posh frock. I'd rather be in my pyjamas at home.

Sophia Myles

#40. Al Gore wants us to clean up our factories ... when China and other countries couldn't care less. China, Japan, and India are laughing at America's stupidity.

Donald Trump

#41. There's a lot of judgement that can come from outside sometimes, and there's media scrutiny that is placed on a lot of women in the public eye, and I just couldn't care less. I really couldn't care less.

Kate Winslet

#42. I couldn't care less about what anybody else has to say.

Victor Cruz

#43. To tell the truth, I couldn't care less about the relativity of knowledge, simply because the world does not deserve to be known.

Emil Cioran

#44. My entire life, I just wanted a pony, and I couldn't care less about a pair of shoes.

Kendall Jenner

#45. The idea of putting out an album is quite exciting because it's sharing your creativity with people. There's no ambition to be famous. I couldn't care less about that.

Bryan Adams

#46. Money is color-blind, race-blind, sex-blind, degree-blind, and couldn't care less who brought you up or in what circumstances.

Felix Dennis

#47. I don't want to say that sanctions are ridiculous and that we couldn't care less; these are not pleasant things ... We find little joy in that, but there are no painful sensations. We have lived through tougher times.

Sergei Lavrov

#48. I couldn't care less about who sees my bits ... My friends asked how I could do scenes like that and not get excited, but it wasn't like that. My bits looked the size of a cashew nut!

Colin Farrell

#49. Letters couldn't care less whether what is written with them is true or false.

Augusto Roa Bastos

#50. I'm so secure in myself I couldn't care less what people think of me.

Barry Zito

#51. We've become very good in our churches today at faking our concern when really we couldn't care less about the people around us.

Anna M. Aquino

#52. Andrew had nearly killed four men for assaulting Nicky and would have broken Allison's neck for hitting Aaron, but when it came to crimes against his own person Andrew couldn't care less. He held his life in less regard than he did anything else. Neil hated that with a ferocity that was nauseating.

Nora Sakavic

#53. I don't do something because I think it will sell 30 million albums. I couldn't care less. If it sells one, it sells one.

Oscar Peterson

#54. People invade your space and offend your sensibilities because, to be plain, they couldn't care less about you.

Laurie Graham

#55. Well, as far as I'm concerned, you're just one more arrogant shouka who couldn't care less about anyone but herself."

"You're not wrong there.

E.J. Fisch

#56. I'm not interested in stories about movie stars. I couldn't care less what Steve Martin has on his mind.

Pete Hamill

#57. Once we have the fixed idea "this is me," then we see everything as a threat or a promise - or something we couldn't care less about.

Pema Chodron

#58. There were a few nighttime pedestrians on the block, but they continued on their way, dutifully ignoring the zombie vomiting blood out of the back of my car. Good old New Yorkers. They really couldn't care less.

Nicholas Kaufmann

#59. I couldn't care less what anyone's 'perception' of me is. I'm too long in the tooth to care.

Felix Dennis

#60. Poetry relishes ripe fruit - but ripe is one thing and overripe quite another. That's something poetry doesn't like, so it couldn't care less if I were to fall overripe to the ground.

Kiki Dimoula

#61. Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror.

Ann Coulter

#62. Yvan's a very tolerant bloke, which of course, when it comes to relationships, is the worst thing you can be.
Yvan's very tolerant because he couldn't care less.

Yasmina Reza

#63. War is strange. In the beginning it is about people; in the end it is about power. Power couldn't care less how many die.

Cristiane Serruya

#64. i wished i couldn't care less
craved to couldn't care less
case me up, beetle skin
i wondered what the world felt like
when it only brushed up against you
and didn't make its home inside your belly
sweet sweet disconnect

Savannah Brown

#65. I couldn't care less what anybody says about me. I live my life, especially my personal life, strictly for myself ... Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized. I feel the one sensible thing you can do is try to live in a way that pleases you.

Johnny Carson

#66. If a farmer calls me to a sick animal, he couldn't care less if I were George Bernard Shaw.

James Herriot

#67. Men couldn't care less if your strands are perfectly styled and neat. In fact, he might like you more with some wildness or bedhead, since it shows you're carefree and relaxed.

Helen Fisher

#68. We have a specific approach to computer support here. It's all very time sensitive and report driven. We want what we need when we need it but couldn't care less how that happens.

Frederick Barrows

#69. I was about six years old, still Daddy's little girl, even though Daddy couldn't care less about me.
How could I expect any man every would?

Ellen Hopkins

#70. Well, then, if I admit I know who you are and really couldn't care less will that assuage your damaged manhood enough that we can get past this and move on to something that ends with your giving me a sandwich? (Leta)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#71. Kids clearly help center you because you can't impress your kids. People are like, "Oh, are they so excited because you're Ironman?" My kids couldn't care less. They like it when I hang out and play dad. I impress them by playing video games with them and doing well. Your kids humble you.

Don Cheadle

#72. I couldn't care less about fashion. If I had taken any clothes home, they would have remained in my closet for the rest of their existence.

Meryl Streep

#73. Maybe I should quit the business. There's no one left for me to love. Mama's dead. Mr. Burns couldn't care less about me. What's left?

Bobby Darin

#74. I couldn't care less about business.

Manolo Blahnik

#75. My father once said something very shrewd about me to a woman journalist who had told him how courageous she thought I was for always speaking my mind. My father said, 'If you couldn't care less what anyone says about you, then it's not courage.'

Gore Vidal

#76. I couldn't care less about what people think of me! I do what I do, and I don't care about what other people think is cool. I don't care about image!

Steve Jones

#77. I couldn't care less about being a presenter at the Oscars.

Tim Robbins

#78. I couldn't care less if they [the media] say I'm pregnant with twins by my brother.

Kim Kardashian

#79. I couldn't care less about actors' trailers and food on sets and stuff like that - I just want to act.

Chow Yun-Fat

#80. The Orthodox believe in Jewish literacy, and most of the rest of us couldn't care less. Rabbis and other creatures have a monopoly on Judaism. This is a turnoff in a world that is increasingly secular and that has turned away from religion. Jews are simply turning away from Judaism.

Michael Steinhardt

#81. ... Andrew, who, in the wry of certain gods, couldn't care less about human squabblings; who literally fails to understand them. There are all these fruits, there's water and sky, there's enough for everyone, what could you possibly have to argue about?

Michael Cunningham

#82. Personally," Mr. D continued, "I couldn't care less, but congratulations. Also, I should tell you that we have a new camper today. Peter Johnson." Chiron murmured something. "Er, Percy Jackson," Mr. D corrected. "That's right. Hurrah, and all that. Now run along to your silly campfire. Go on.

Rick Riordan

#83. My daughter couldn't care less about me being famous. She finds it revolting and, like a lot of teenagers, is virtually allergic to me. That started at 12 and hasn't gone anywhere yet.

Dawn French

#84. I really couldn't care less about that part. Can't you guess which character Bella would identify with?"
It took Jacob a minute. "Oh, Ugh. The third wife. Ok I see your point.

Stephenie Meyer

#85. I couldn't care less about the leader board. A lot of guys have led the league in something in April and couldn't be found at the end of the season.

Brian Roberts

#86. I used to go on all these blogs and all these websites which I really don't like to go and read about at all, and I couldn't care less anymore.

Coco Austin

#87. I couldn't care less about league tables. I'm more interested in kitchen tables and conference room tables.

John Stumpf

#88. I want to win a World Series. I couldn't care less about MVP.

David Wright

#89. I couldn't care less if someone is gay or straight.

Judith Light

#90. I used to make clothes for my sister's dolls. I couldn't care less for the dolls, but I could make the clothes really easily.

Philip Treacy

#91. My life itself couldn't very conceivably be less Zenful than it is, and what little I've been able to apprehend - I pick that verb with care - of the Zen experience has been a by-result of following my own rather natural path of extreme Zenlessness.

J.D. Salinger