Top 23 Quotes About Cooties: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Cooties

#1. Holy shit. Max touched the hot guy. If only cooties were real. I could get the hot guy's cooties if I grabbed Max's hand. It would be so worth it.

Shealy James

#2. What's wrong
with you?"
"I don't know. I probably got alien cooties.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#3. Cooties, doesn't show possibility shows impossibility.

Deyth Banger

#4. Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!? ... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!

Bill Watterson

#5. You can't sit down in a bachelor's house without getting sick with cooties from the dirt and built-up grime, but you can eat off the barrel of his gun.

Deb Baker

#6. This has been a long day. Rest is most likely the best thing we could do right now, even if it does get us nasty case of motel cooties and our skin rots off. ~Cleo

Sally Slayer

#7. I knew there were no such things as death cooties. Unfortunately, that's an intellectual fact. And death cooties are an emotional reality.

Janet Evanovich

#8. Don't stick that on me until we know for a fact that you have the same power Acheron does to keep cooties off that stuff

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#9. Thia looked up at Dancer. "He refused to tell them anything about you or the base."
"Damn right," Bastien breathed, then groaned as he rolled himself over. Hissing, he grimaced. "Bastards hit like a kindergarten girls. I think one of them even pulled my hair and said I had cooties.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#10. We were writing songs about girls when we still thought girls had cooties.

Isaac Hanson

#11. You have a memory chip that small implanted in you, he verified.
I nodded, guessing this was somewhat worse than having cooties.

James Patterson

#12. And I don't want his body touching something I wear. He'll contaminate it. (Sasha)
Oh, good grief, Sasha. Grow up. You're four hundred years old and you're acting like a whelp. It's not like he has cooties or anything. (Astrid)
Yes he does! (Sasha)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#13. The idea of Asian ascendancy has entered public culture.

Kevin Kwan

#14. It's very easy to not know the stuff that you should know about the patient when you're seeing them. It's much easier with an electronic system to find them, because it's all right there and it should be current.

William Davis

#15. The creative project of self-government - hard and frustrating but necessary - is to produce that political commonwealth that changes over time, that can change sometimes by the minute, if circumstances intervene.

Charlie Pierce

#16. Club Med is very suitable for a Chinese lifestyle.

Guo Guangchang

#17. One cannot live on cock alone," Etienne called out as he left the stable. "God knows I've tried!

Rosemary O'Malley

#18. The only thing I'm nervous about is talking to guests like human beings, because all of my interviews so far have been attacking people. I have a genuine concern about sitting across from an actor whose movies I obviously haven't seen.

John Oliver