Quotes About Clothespins

#1. Oh, God," Shannon moans. "We have to boil water," I tell Kenny. "She wants Cup-a-Soup?" "No, it's to sterilize things." "What's that?" I start rummaging through my house looking for anything useful. I get a knife, scissors, salad tongs, clothespins, a bottle of whiskey. Kenny

Tawni O'Dell

#2. If we all used clotheslines, we could save 30 million tons of coal a year, or shut down 15 nuclear power plants. And you don't have to wait to start. Yours could be up by this afternoon. To be specific, buy 50 feet of clothesline and a $3 bag of clothespins and become a solar energy pioneer.

Bill McKibben

#3. Grace is God loving, God stooping, God coming to the rescue, God giving himself generously in and through Jesus Christ.

John Stott

#4. I went out with a guy who once told me I didn't need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I'm drinking so that you're more fun to be around.

Chelsea Handler

#5. The universe computes its own destiny.

James Gleick

#6. You can't bluff someone that's not paying attention.

Joe Mantegna

#7. What is pity but the vice of kindness.

Emile M. Cioran

#8. If there is one thing Britain should learn from the last 50 years, it is this: Europe can only get more important for us.

Tony Blair

#9. Tell me: do you ever actually remember having a heart, or were you born dead?

Derek Landy

#10. A woman would have to be crazy to marry, or even have sex with, a man who would prosecute every lover's quarrel like a criminal case

Francine Prose