Quotes About Cat Videos

#1. In the background, while you crochet and golf and browse cat videos, science is fighting against your stupidity. No other human enterprise is fighting as hard, or at least not fighting and winning.

David McRaney

#2. I apologize. Hi, I'm Agent Sloane Brodie, your Team Leader. I enjoy reading, cozy nights in, and the soothing sounds of classic rock. I also like to browse the Internet for funny cat videos, but deep down, I think I'm more of a dog person.

Charlie Cochet

#3. Ben Smith's quick-hit campaign 'scoops' are about as viral as cat videos. That fits with Buzzfeed.

Nick Denton

#4. Email, Facebook, Twitter - all those false prophets of contrived importance - they can wait. Any urgency they have is artificial. Besides, I've had my fill of cat videos this week.

Peter Cawdron

#5. The fear of death is why we build cathedrals, have children, declare war, and watch cat videos online at three a.m.

Caitlin Doughty

#6. I was very unfamiliar with YouTube; I thought it was the place for dog and cat videos.

Lindsey Stirling

#7. In my spare time I like to stare at shit. I mean, not literally. I like to stare at the TV, or the Internet, or a book, or cat videos. There's a lot of sitting very still and not moving involved. I suspect in a former life I was probably a statue because I am profoundly good at it.

Jenny Lawson

#8. Happiness is Grandad saving links to cat videos in a Word document so he can share them when she visits.

Carys Bray

#9. Every day, three times per second, we produce the equivalent of the amount of data that the Library of Congress has in its entire print collection, right? But most of it is like cat videos on YouTube or 13-year-olds exchanging text messages about the next Twilight movie.

Nate Silver

#10. Carla lives for cat videos. She thinks they're the only thing the Internet is good for.

Nicola Yoon

#11. You are a light that will always guide me, a whisper I'll always strain to hear.

Lora Leigh

#12. When the early Europeans first met Africans, at the crossroads of history, it was a respectful meeting and the Africans were not slaves. Their nations were old before Europe was born.

John Henrik Clarke

#13. Paola Calvetti takes readers on a delicious trip through Italy, books, letters and love, reminding us all of the joys of a completely compelling read."
Cathie Beck, author of Cheap Cabernet: A Friendship

Paola Calvetti

#14. I didn't grow up acting. I really just started, literally, when I was 18. I just feel like it's a thing of always just experiencing it and growing, as a person.

Dylan O'Brien

#15. When we get the remote Russian village online, what will get people to the Internet is not going to be reports from Human Rights Watch. It's going to be pornography, 'Sex and the City,' or maybe funny videos of cats.

Evgeny Morozov

#16. I never wanted to be rich or successful or famous. I just wanted to be happy and have fun.

Donna Leon

#17. We cannot tax the same people we expect to create jobs. That is a recipe for keeping people out of work.

Martha Roby

#18. The show is 'Fix My Life!' Get it? Life. I do not fix people.

Iyanla Vanzant

#19. Craftwork--it is neither as easy as faith, nor as sure as science.

James Reese