Cheshire Cat Cat Quotes

#1. One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. 'Which road do I take?' she asked. 'Where do you want to go?' was his response. 'I don't know,' Alice answered. 'Then,' said the cat, 'it doesn't matter.

Lewis Carroll

#2. Jane sneezed three hundred dollars' worth of coke into the air.

Krishna's black eyes seem to have mirrors in them. She glances at me with a smile as big as the Cheshire Cat's.

Anthea Carson

#3. To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.

Cheshire Cat

#4. Alice asked the Cheshire Cat, who was sitting in a tree, "What road do I take?"
The cat asked, "Where do you want to go?"
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it really doesn't matter, does it?

Lewis Carroll

#5. When you've understood this scripture, throw it away. If you can't understand this scripture, throw it away. I insist on your freedom.

Jack Kerouac

#6. Bye Caspian!' I called out. He stopped, and threw me a big grin over his shoulder. I grinned back like the Cheshire cat. What was it about him that made me feel so ridiculously happy?

Jessica Verday

#7. I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

Cheshire Cat

#8. I can't know everything, pretend you're an orphan.

Cheshire Cat

#9. Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

Cheshire Cat

#10. I stared at him over the rim of my mug and didn't say anything.
Gideon shoved his shirttails into his slacks with obvious frustration. "Fine."
"Thank you."
"You could refrain from grinning like the Cheshire cat," he muttered.

Sylvia Day

#11. Let your *need* guide you behavior. *Supress* your instinct to lead ... Pursue Rabbit!

Cheshire Cat

#12. A rose is still a rose, even hidden under different petals.

Erin R. Bedford

#13. I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

Cheshire Cat

#14. Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!

Cheshire Cat

#15. I don't like the looks of it,' said the King: 'however, it may kis my hand, if it likes.'
'I'd rather not,' the Cat remarked.

Lewis Carroll

#16. The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin.

Jean Baudrillard

#17. Where should I go?" -Alice. "That depends on where you want to end up." - The Cheshire Cat.

Lewis Carroll

#18. Angela Montgomery was in the hall, shadows and her own long black hair wrapping around her. Ash could see only her face, which gave the impression that she was a beautiful human Cheshire cat, come not to smile but to look deeply disdainful of everything.

Sarah Rees Brennan

#19. She who saves a single soul, saves the universe.

Lewis Carroll

#20. The Queen is dead and gone. Well, at least she's gone ... for now. Long live Alice! Long live Wonderland.

Cheshire Cat

#21. City Ballet has to develop choreographers of stature and a new approach to coaching before everything we value about it fades away and, in the great tradition of the Cheshire Cat, there's nothing left but Peter Martins' smile.

Robert Gottlieb

#22. The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?

Cheshire Cat

#23. That's good. Because you're going to be my assistant." He grins like a Cheshire cat.
I raise my eyebrows in surprise. "I am?"
"Yep, I'm going to put my hands all over that body of yours in the front of the room and you're going to kick my ass.

Vi Keeland

#24. The Cheshire Cat only grinned when it saw Alice. It looked good-natured, she thought: still it had very long claws and a great many teeth, so she felt it ought to be treated with respect.

Lewis Carroll

#25. The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.

Cheshire Cat

#26. Dangling punch lines to forgotten stories remain in the language like the smile of the Cheshire cat.

William Safire

#27. Insanity," said Hatta, still mesmerized by his royal purple hair. "That always seemed the strangest word because it actually means out of sanity. Shouldn't someone who's in sanity be very sane? In means out. Curious."
"And they think we're the mad ones," laughed the smiling Cheshire Cat.

Daniel Coleman

#28. I do love irony. It's so ... complicated and coincidental.

Cassandra Kemper

#29. Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

Cheshire Cat

#30. Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.

Cheshire Cat

#31. That was rude, you *are*! Rabbit knows a thing or two and I myself, don't need a weathervane to tell which way the wind blows.

Cheshire Cat

#32. I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my god.

Thom Yorke

#33. They were easy to distinguish from one another, these two groups. The voters wore frowns and invariably seemed lost. The lobbyists were the ones with the Cheshire Cat grins who navigated the halls more confidently than even the newly elected.

Hugh Howey

#34. She was a little startled by seeing the Cheshire Cat sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off. The Cat only grinned when it saw Alice.

Lewis Carroll

#35. Goes to show you can't judge a fish by the hook in it's mouth.

Erin R. Bedford

#36. Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! PUNISH THEIR CONVERSION!

Cheshire Cat

#37. Alice: Where Should I go?
Cheshire Cat: That depends, where do you want to end up?

Lewis Carroll

#38. Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler, but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire Cat.

Julian Huxley

#39. If your stature were an illness, it seems that the Centipede dispenses medicine to make you well.

Cheshire Cat