Top 59 Quotes About Bollocks
#1. I've always felt it's the directors purview to say what; it's the actor's purview to say how. It's not good for an actor to have the big picture in mind - it bollocks you up. An actor's purview is the tiny little ... We measure our performance in seconds.
William H. Macy
#2. You finish a movie and you think, there, you've done it, really well, or best you can. But if you watch it, you see it was just bollocks.
Richard Grant
#3. Trees are always the cure for your modern bollocks.
Kevin Hearne
#4. I wanted to dismantle the bollocks that there's a military structure to a gang, with a leader, second leader, the good looking one, first babe, second babe. It's far more arbitrary than that and their values shouldn't be romanticised. They aren't something you want to sign up to.
Peter Mullan
#6. It's like you said, it's all about P.R. these days. Brand management. Social networking. The corporatization of our own experience. We're all our very own communications directors. But what a load of bollocks it all is when you're faced by something like this.
Adam Nevill
#7. The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in the kitchen smoking and saying 'bollocks' alot.
Jo Brand
#8. They claim they're living the vita apostolica; but you didn't find the apostles feeling each other's bollocks.
Hilary Mantel
#9. Merry Christmas me bollocks. The words of the Pogues's 'Fairytale of New York' also came to mind: surrounded by scumbags and maggots, I prayed God it would be my last in Los Teques.
Paul Keany
#10. I knew it was love because it was easy to talk about a load of bollocks and laugh until we hurt.
Lucy Robinson
#12. Miss Fairfield," he said quietly, "I am not your enemy. Stop treating me as one." Her heart slammed in her breast. "I have no enemies." "That, Miss Fairfield, is bollocks, and you know it. You have only enemies.
Courtney Milan
#13. Bollocks, I thought, or testiculi or possibly testiculos if we were using the accusative.
Ben Aaronovitch
#14. We have to get out of here, Bram. Before they take our bollocks and use them for pincushions.
Tessa Dare
#15. No-one knows anything. Anyone who tells you they do ... is full of bollocks.
Melissa Keil
#16. What language are you talking in now? It appears to be bollocks.
Richard Wilson
#17. I'm probably just an obnoxious little bollocks. Who cares?
Michael O'Leary
#18. Really, Weasley? Are we going to do this friend shit? We agreed to be civil, not friends. Because if you're going to do this friend bollocks every time I see you, I'll just fling myself off a cliff right now."
"You promise? Can I watch?
Bex-chan
#19. The word 'bollocks' is one of the most beautiful and flexible in the English language. It can be used to express emotional states ranging from ecstatic surprise to weary resignation in the face of inevitable disaster. And
Ben Aaronovitch
#20. Bollocks, bitches, and Battlestar Galactica,
L. H. Cosway
#21. This is a sensationally bad idea, Ash." "So you said. About twenty times now." "You remember what Marielle did to Hush?" "Maw's teeth, Corvere. When my da got tortured in the Thorn Towers of Elai, they chopped his bollocks off and fed them to the scabdogs. What's your excuse?
Jay Kristoff
#22. The word bollocks seems strong, punk rock, and imposing, but in reality, bollocks is always too tame to make much of an impact.
Jennifer Harrison
#23. He knows religion is bollocks," Collingswood said. "He just wishes he didn't.
China Mieville
#24. With a grunt he levered himself to his feet, causing the chair to bang against the bookcase behind him and set the various objet d'bollocks rattling.
Ben Aaronovitch
#26. I only say this because a lot of people seem to think that if you're a musician you want to be a celebrity. But most musicians in the world aren't celebrities, and pretty much everything about the concept of 'celebrity' is a complete load of bollocks anyhow.
Brooke Fraser
#27. That's bollocks,' said Owen's voice over the loudspeakers.
'That a medical term?' asked Jack.
'It is when I use it.
Trevor Baxendale
#28. People buy such bollocks at museums. They don't know what else to do once they're there.
David Mitchell
#29. Perhaps nothing is as simple as it looks. Perhaps everything has another layer, a hidden room that only reveals itself when you accidentally stumble across the secret door.
Or perhaps I'm talking bollocks and it's time to go to bed.
Liz Kessler
#30. It's that wounded-poet crap, that soul-pain shit, that too-much-of-a-tortured-genius-to-wash bollocks. Brush your teeth, you little bastard. You're not fucking Byron.
Robert Galbraith
#31. They reckon you feel love in your heart but that's bollocks. True love, the type what strikes you down and makes you change for ever, you feel that kind of love in every fucking organ inside you.
Nicola Monaghan
#32. I think The Song Remains The Same is such a load of old bollocks.
Robert Plant
#33. Bollocks," Ryan said. "I've seen you draw. You're very good, especially at drawing portraits."
James almost laughed. He wasn't all that good at drawing portraits. He was good at drawing Ryan.
Alessandra Hazard
#34. There is not a single extant study that supports all the arguments against men being with their children. It's absolute bollocks.
Bob Geldof
#35. If you're worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I'd say your life's pretty good
Karl Pilkington
#36. Like I said earlier, it sounds like I'll need a plan B, said Porter. Because I can't see them going for any of that bollocks. They've had more peace plans than I've had bottles of vodka, and if they wanted money, they would have asked for it by now.
Chris Ryan
#37. If there is a God he hasn't been paying attention. He should retire and hand over to a younger man, because he's making a real bollocks of everything.
Lemmy Kilmister
#38. Cooking today is a young man's game, I don't give a bollocks what anyone says.
Gordon Ramsay
#39. Fate is a fickle bitch. Just when you believe you've secured the goose that lays the golden egg, she back heels you in the bollocks.
Ken Scott
#41. I never really felt at home with that - the headbands, the roses, the feet, the peace sign, all that bollocks. That wasn't me at all; I felt like a fish totally out of water during the mid-'60s thing.
Jeff Beck
#42. Truth is I thought it mattered. I thought that music mattered. But does it? Bollocks! Not compared to how people matter.
Pete Postlethwaite
#43. Every club has three types: fans, parasites and people who work their bollocks off, even ladies.
Ken Bates
#44. You've never kicked him in the bollocks - that should speak volumes to you.
Suzanne Wright
#45. Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!!
Billy Connolly
#46. We're going to bollocks up our second chance at Eden, even before the paint has dried.
Stephen Baxter
#47. I do like Captain Beefheart (Trout Mask Replica is a misunderstood masterpiece!) and I do have two kids but I've never written a prize winning novel called Oh, Bollocks!
Jon Edgell
#48. Carpe Dium, I say. Seize the day. Grab it by the throat and rattle its bollocks
Liz Jensen
#49. I'm not sure if you've noticed this yet, but Jenny Sullivan likes to overuse people's first names. It's a technique she read about in a book called Own It - Take Life By The Bollocks. She once said my name so many times I disconnected from it entirely.
Claire Garber
#50. I'm a fuzzy-headed warm-hearted liberal, and I think fuzzy-headed warm-hearted liberalism is an ideological stance that needs defending-if necessary, with a hob-nailed boot-kick to the bollocks of budding totalitarianism.
Charles Stross
#51. Before my book, the most common assessment of Eleanor Marx is "Yes, she's great but basically she's in the shadow of her father." Absolute bollocks. She fought him, she resisted, and she was not a kind of trocadateur of his ideas.
Rachel Holmes
#52. Death is big," Dare acknowledges. "But there are things bigger than that. If there's not, then this is all for nothing. Life is worth nothing. Putting yourself out there, and taking chances and all that. All of that stuff is bollocks if it can just disappear in the end.
Courtney Cole
#54. The words 'mainly in America' translated to me as 'this is bollocks' and I sat back in my chair with a sigh.
Danny Wallace
#56. Privately, I consider religion to be a load of bollocks, but when you have a sobbing five year old wanting to know what happened to her hamster, you develop an instant belief in anything that dissolves some of the heartbreak off her face.
Tana French
#57. Bollocks have never frightened me. I'll eat a bollock any time.
Germaine Greer
#58. There are scientists who will tell you that spirit, because it can't be measured, doesn't exist. Bollocks. It does exist
Sam Allardyce
#59. A lot of people in the art world hate to use the word Photoshop like it's cheating or easy or something. I say bollocks to that. For me, it's my tool, my paintbrush if you like, and lets me create my own visual language.
Idris Khan
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