Quotes About Blenders

#1. Everything from airplanes to kitchen blenders and even chopsticks comes with an instruction manual. Children, despite all their complexity, do not.

Lawrence Kutner

#2. The time has come to knock off this religion business in American politics. There's no end to the mischief that can occur. It is like putting nitroglycerine in a Waring blender.

Lowell P. Weicker Jr.

#3. He's a sweet man whose crime was that he didn't love me quite enough, and because this wasn't much of a crime I had to make up some bigger ones.

Nick Hornby

#4. A mighty oak can be felled by even the tiniest of insects when one allows them to continually gnaw at it. (Callie's Mother)

Kinley MacGregor

#5. Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.

Jerry Seinfeld

#6. Oh, daddy, by what witchcraft have you coaxed that sulky rose-bush into bloom?'
'No witchcraft at all - it just bloomed because you were coming home, baby,' said her father.

L.M. Montgomery

#7. A new world is only a new mind.

William Carlos Williams

#8. Wise men are wise yet their actions always seem otherwise to others who always think of the otherwise

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

#9. When I'm 18, I can finally order that paid programming stuff on TV. Like it always says, 'Must be 18 or older to call,' so I'll be able to call! I can finally buy some blenders from the TV.

Austin Mahone

#10. When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.

Stephan Pastis

#11. Economics played a role. Raleighs have gone from six fifty to nine dollars a carton, but there's a three-quarter cent coupon on the back. You can get all kinds of things with them, blenders, everything. I saved up enough one time and got Al Bumbry.

Earl Weaver

#12. What's a Mennonite?" Vance asked. "Amish with blenders.

Christopher Moore

#13. * Get one of those marvellous pink rabbit hand blenders. Like the ones I've seen on the late-night shopping channel.

Bridget Golightly