Quotes About Bikinis

#1. No bikinis on a first date." He nods. "I'm sure that's a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.

Huntley Fitzpatrick

#2. Bikinis? Check. Sunscreen? Check. Dildo? Probably won't need it.

Felicia Ferraro

#3. Statistics are like bikinis-they show a lot but not everything.

Lou Piniella

#4. In high school I spent most of my time in jeans and T-shirts or Juicy sweats. We're such a laid-back town. I mean, people wore bikinis under their clothes half the time, so you didn't really get dressed up to go to school.

Lauren Conrad

#5. Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

Sam Ewing

#6. So you came over here to say hi? Are you that friendly to all the girls around here? Or just the ones in bikinis?

Evelyn Smith

#7. Wa-wa-wa watch bikinis no top. See my sex sex sex sexy bikinis would drop. Tic-tac-toe don't play me I'll stop. Tonight I will make you mine.

Alexandra Stan

#8. After university, I was working as a stylist in the Paris theatres when I had a flash of inspiration. I made necklaces from the bikinis designed for the cabaret performers of Folies Bergeres. I was so happy with them that it was only then that I sought out formal training in jewelry.

Paloma Picasso

#9. You were going to take me bikini shopping?" "Not me, dear. Patsy. I'm not interested in looking at curvy young women in bikinis. I'm deeply in love with my wife and I'm only interested in money.

Nick Hornby

#10. The way they dress here (California), your head is always in the stands. All those bikinis, your eyes get tired.

Rod Carew

#11. Breathe, man, just breathe, I told myself and had to think of old women at the beach in bikinis. When that didn't help, I had to go a little further and picture them in thongs. Voila! No more stiffy.

R.D. Cole

#12. Definitely. I've got posters of girls in bikinis, too. And like, a whole bedside drawer of lube." "I would be disappointed if you didn't." Cassidy laughed.

Robyn Schneider

#13. There she is in one of those tiny white bikinis, which is infinitely more seductive than pure nakedness.

Anne Rampling

#14. I think pineapple is very sexy. It reminds me of bikinis and the beach.

Penn Badgley

#15. I don't really like wearing bikinis. And if you don't either, don't make yourself.

Kelly Osbourne

#16. I don't normally do shoots in bikinis - I'm just not that kind of girl. But for 'Maxim' I was like, 'Bring it on!' I wanted to wear the higher heels and the skimpier bathing suit. I figured I'd go for it!

Krysten Ritter

#17. I guess a show like 'Entourage' would be wish fulfillment, right? But 'Entourage' is wish fulfillment for men. It's that you can be kind of schlumpy-looking and have access to someone famous and find yourself at a pool party surrounded by girls in bikinis.

Jill Soloway

#18. One of the most important branches of the Egyptian economy is tourism. No bikinis, no tourism. So they have to decide what to do.

Shimon Peres

#19. This year's Olympics will be replacing the women's beach volleyball bikinis with uniforms that are less revealing. The stricter dress code was made to appease the conservative nation of 'Buzzkillistan.'

Conan O'Brien

#20. Listen: I like my bikinis very small, and I also like, uh, nude-colored bikinis because people double-take - they think I'm naked on the beach.

Kate Upton

#21. From the time I entered the industry, I have always been clear about certain things - no short clothes, no kissing, no bikinis. Nobody comes to me with such roles. And I have no dearth of work.

Sonakshi Sinha

#22. But she has gathered that Americans, in spite of their public declarations of affection, in spite of their miniskirts and bikinis, in spite of their hand-holding on the street and lying on top of each other on the Cambridge Common, prefer their privacy.

Jhumpa Lahiri

#23. I sing about UFOs and extraterrestrials, and so I designed a UFO fashion. It includes science-fiction bikinis and Bermuda Triangle shorts.

Nina Hagen

#24. I'm not going to launch a bikini business and then give up bikinis, am I?

Elizabeth Hurley

#25. I swear to God, I went in to buy bikinis, and the lady's like, 'You're not getting out of this store 'til you get down there and show me what you do for those abs and the arms.' She wouldn't sell me my bikinis! I had to get on the floor and do the stomach thing.

Sharon Stone

#26. Most fashion models do not look good in bikinis because they're too thin.

Kelly Cutrone

#27. My mother's from Thailand, and they're very strict about girls in bikinis, but I would love to do a shoot in the floating market in Thailand.

Christine Teigen

#28. It's a pretty blokey magazine [Bacon Busters, 'Australia's only magazine dedicated to pig hunting'], but they have women in it too. There's a 'Boars and Babes' section: women in bikinis sitting on big old pigs.

Andrew Symonds

#29. I'm not into bikinis or other revealing clothing.

Eric Bana

#30. I'd love to design my own swim collection for them (VS) ... Heidi (Klum) does the lipsticks, I would love to one day do the bikinis.

Marisa Miller

#31. My name is Catherine Elizabeth Deeley and I am a huge Mulberry fan ... Almost an addict! Bags, shoes, knitwear, bikinis, whatever Emma Hill designs, I normally want in copious amounts! This is an easy, breezy, Grace Kelly in High Society piece. A timeless dress, just perfect!

Cat Deeley

#32. I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle-aged, pot-bellied guys named Lou who collect and wear string cheese.

Pat Sajak

#33. Weaponry, trips to the sun country, tiny bathing suits, For Christmas. "Nothing says Peace on Earth like guns and string bikinis.

Lisa Jackson

#34. For many years I enjoyed the pleasure of cruising on my yacht all summer long and these were my best holidays. In mid-May, we'd start in St Tropez. I'd collect my bikinis from my home there and then we'd go up to Cannes for the Film Festival, on to Monte Carlo for the Grand Prix and then to Italy.

Ivana Trump

#35. Medical statistics are a little bit like a bikini: what they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

Irving R. Levine

#36. Every time I have a bikini wax, Cameron Diaz holds me down.

Gwyneth Paltrow

#37. I am not dogging on non-melodic pop music because I love it, but I am saying that is why the timeless songs are still here. It's because of the melody. As far as what shouldn't be brought back, the high-waisted bikini bottoms.

Julianne Hough

#38. The problem was that I'd never worn a bikini before. My dad doesn't allow them. He thinks even one-pieces show too much skin and constantly suggests that Jane and I wear wet suits.

Janette Rallison

#39. The lo-fi scene and the riot grrrl thing had a huge influence on me. As a teenager I went to see Bikini Kill and all those bands.

Kieran Hebden

#40. Clothes can hide you from yourself but a bikini sure can't.

Diane Von Furstenberg

#41. The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.

Evan Esar

#42. They don't cut the greens here at Augusta. they use bikini wax.

Gary McCord

#43. Wearing a bikini on a magazine cover is my 41st birthday present to myself.

Faith Hill

#44. Her bikini - small; heels - tall
She said she liked the ocean.

LL Cool J

#45. The sexiest thing about a bikini is that it leaves something to the imagination, which is the best part.

Anna Sui

#46. Epidemiology is like a bikini: what is revealed is interesting; what is concealed is crucial.

Peter Duesberg

#47. What does it profit a 78-year-old woman to sit around the pool in a bikini if she cannot feed herself?

Erma Bombeck

#48. Lady Gaga is a pop prostitute, a satanic b
with her fascist and demonic secret signs! Her pop prostitution has more to do with bikini advertising than with warmth,

Nina Hagen

#49. You're not going to see me in a bikini again, that's for sure. I was horrified to wear that. I was mortified. I was like, "Danny, can you put me in a one-piece?," and he gave me that red bikini. I was like, "That's not a one-piece. That's a two-piece with a string."

Maggie Q