Quotes About Being Stoned

#1. Usually, if I'm coming to Europe, I'm on a boat for seven days, so I spend the seven days doing a bunch of things. I'll do cardio for an hour or an hour-and-a-half and weights, just light weights.

Travis Barker

#2. A code that forbids you to cast the first stone, has forbidden you to admit the identity of stones and to know when or if you're being stoned.

Ayn Rand

#3. Lasting happiness starts with one question ... what can I celebrate?

Michael Beckwith

#4. Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

Fulton J. Sheen

#5. Everyone recognizes that Stephen was Spirit-filled when he was performing wonders. Yet, he was just as Spirit-filled when he was being stoned to death.

Leonard Ravenhill

#6. Different kinds of crazy hurt in similar ways, like being stoned to death versus being burned at the stake.

Hymn Herself

#7. That's what courage is. If she weren't scared, she wouldn't need courage in the first place. -Jo

Nicholas Sparks

#8. In fact I think now we've reached a point now, where the powers that be really have sort of vested interest in all of us being stoned out as much as possible all the time so we don't know what's going on, and we don't care.

Lester Bangs

#9. I'm more than ever of the opinion that a decent human existence is possible today only on the fringes of society, where one then runs the risk of starving or being stoned to death. In these circumstances, a sense of humor is a great help.

Hannah Arendt

#10. Most of us aren't equipped to handle miracles, man. I'm not sure that I am, not without being seriously stoned.

Stephen Dedman

#11. A 'sign of weakness' for a male celebrity is being found to be unfaithful, or unkind to an employee, or having crashed their car while stoned out of their tiny minds. A 'sign of weakness' for a woman, on the other hand, can be a single, unflattering picture.

Caitlin Moran

#12. Then she declared loudly, "Smoke break!" and everyone's eyes came to us, some of them shocked seeing as these days you could light up a doobie and no one would blink but if you lit up a smoke, you courted being publicly stoned to death.

Kristen Ashley

#13. We used to say that hearing 90 percent of confessions was like being stoned to death with marshmallows!

Richard Rohr

#14. If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.

Richelle Mead

#15. There's no reason for any warlock to be interested in her unless he's in the market for nonfunctional crystal balls.

Cassandra Clare

#16. After you've done the first feature, then you have heck of a difficult time getting your second film off the ground. They look at your first film and they say, "Oh well, we don't want you anymore."

George Lucas

#17. Do my questions annoy you?"
He glanced at her, his surprise evident. "No. I'm far too vain to object; I am my favorite topic.

Meljean Brook

#18. We've been waiting since 1918 for the Boston Red Sox to win the World Series, and ... if I had a choice between the White House and the World Series this year, I'm going to take the White House. How's that?

John F. Kerry