Quotes About Being Audited

#1. I will absolutely give my [tax] return, but I'm being audited now for two or three years, so I can't do it until the audit is finished, obviously.

Donald Trump

#2. I will never say never, but I will say never to doing the more typical romantic comedies. You know, unless I'm getting audited and I'm on the street and I desperately need some dough and that's the only thing that I'm getting.

Christian Bale

#3. When you're under audit, you don't give your papers. An audit is - I have been under audit for so many years. Every year, I get audited. For, I think, over 10 years, maybe even 12 years, I have been audited. And I think it's very fair. And I think I'm being singled out.

Donald Trump

#4. We are generally the better persuaded by the reasons we discover ourselves than by those given to us by others.

Blaise Pascal

#5. True swadeshi is that alone in which all the processes through which cotton has to pass are carried out in the same village or town.

Mahatma Gandhi

#6. Ties of blood are not always ties of friendship; but friendship founded on merit, on esteem, and on mutual trust, becomes more vital and more tender when strengthened by the ties of blood.

Lord Chesterfield

#7. I just hope people don't get sick of us. I'm sick of us and I'm in Destiny's Child.

Beyonce Knowles

#8. Today I am a lens, a pen, a gun.
p. 1 ... Before My Eyes ... look for it on 2.11.14

Caroline Bock

#9. A board of directors that cannot produce reliable audited financial statements for almost seven years simply should not remain in office.

Dilip Shanghvi

#10. most of the NRIs are not a working partner or a proprietor of an audited business, the due date would be July 31 of the assessment year. Thus, for

Jigar Patel

#11. I have long argued that we need to reopen Alcatraz to house government criminals, and let tourists on excursion boats in San Francisco Bay pay to chum the water with meat with an expired sell-by date that would otherwise have to be discarded.

L. Neil Smith

#12. Sometimes when we have to speak suddenly we come closer to the truth than when we have time to think.

Madeleine L'Engle

#13. You cannot fix a problem in the world unless you've already resolved the underlying conflict within yourself.

Auliq Ice

#14. Do you know who will be in charge of health care? The IRS. You thought getting audited was bad? Wait until your next prostate exam.

Jay Leno

#15. I've been stabbed before. Barely a week ago, in fact. AND I've been audited, AND I come from a broken home. In short - no offense, shorty - you don't scare me.

MaryJanice Davidson

#16. She has carefully audited her life and found she has no requirement for a husband.

Helen Smith

#17. Our beliefs, our values shape the way we look out at the world and the way we treat it. If we believe that we were here, placed here by God, that this - all of this creation is for us, it's for us to go and occupy, dominate and exploit, then we will proceed to do that.

David Suzuki

#18. I learned a lot of good things in my school. I've audited a lot of other schools, and I guess after a while I got a little tired of the acting school atmosphere.

James Franco

#19. Gratitude: An imaginary emotion that rewards an imaginary behavior, altruism. Both imaginaries are false faces for selfishness, which is a real and honest emotion.

Robert A. Heinlein

#20. The Walk of the Spirit - the Walk of Power by Dave Roberson

Brian Welch

#21. Impulses are hard to come by these days.

Jack Levine

#22. After watching Taro reach the brink of bankruptcy, seeing their shares delisted from trading, hearing endless false promises about receiving audited financial statements, and witnessing an unchecked drain of company resources, the shareholders have clearly had enough.

Dilip Shanghvi

#23. Most Americans have no real understanding of the operation of the international money lenders. The accounts of the Federal Reserve System have never been audited. It operates outside the control of Congress and manipulates the credit of the United States

Barry M. Goldwater

#24. I've been audited for many, many years in a row, which I think is unfair, but that's the way it is.

Donald Trump

#25. The Federal Reserve ranks among the most transparent central banks. We publish a summary of our balance sheet every week. Our financial statements are audited annually by an outside auditor and made public. Every security we hold is listed on the website of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.

Janet Yellen

#26. You are only punishing yourself when you want to be in a relationship with a woman more than she wants to be a in a relationship with you.

David Deida

#27. I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I
don't want to get audited by the IRS.

Jay Leno

#28. I always say to my people, how come I'm always audited and friends of mine are never audited?

Donald Trump

#29. Most voters would rather have their purse or wallet stolen than be audited by the IRS.

Frank Luntz