Audited Quotes

#1. I always say to my people, how come I'm always audited and friends of mine are never audited?

Donald Trump

#2. When you're under audit, you don't give your papers. An audit is - I have been under audit for so many years. Every year, I get audited. For, I think, over 10 years, maybe even 12 years, I have been audited. And I think it's very fair. And I think I'm being singled out.

Donald Trump

#3. A board of directors that cannot produce reliable audited financial statements for almost seven years simply should not remain in office.

Dilip Shanghvi

#4. most of the NRIs are not a working partner or a proprietor of an audited business, the due date would be July 31 of the assessment year. Thus, for

Jigar Patel

#5. Do you know who will be in charge of health care? The IRS. You thought getting audited was bad? Wait until your next prostate exam.

Jay Leno

#6. I've been stabbed before. Barely a week ago, in fact. AND I've been audited, AND I come from a broken home. In short - no offense, shorty - you don't scare me.

MaryJanice Davidson

#7. She has carefully audited her life and found she has no requirement for a husband.

Helen Smith

#8. I will never say never, but I will say never to doing the more typical romantic comedies. You know, unless I'm getting audited and I'm on the street and I desperately need some dough and that's the only thing that I'm getting.

Christian Bale

#9. I learned a lot of good things in my school. I've audited a lot of other schools, and I guess after a while I got a little tired of the acting school atmosphere.

James Franco

#10. After watching Taro reach the brink of bankruptcy, seeing their shares delisted from trading, hearing endless false promises about receiving audited financial statements, and witnessing an unchecked drain of company resources, the shareholders have clearly had enough.

Dilip Shanghvi

#11. Most Americans have no real understanding of the operation of the international money lenders. The accounts of the Federal Reserve System have never been audited. It operates outside the control of Congress and manipulates the credit of the United States

Barry M. Goldwater

#12. I've been audited for many, many years in a row, which I think is unfair, but that's the way it is.

Donald Trump

#13. The Federal Reserve ranks among the most transparent central banks. We publish a summary of our balance sheet every week. Our financial statements are audited annually by an outside auditor and made public. Every security we hold is listed on the website of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.

Janet Yellen

#14. I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I
don't want to get audited by the IRS.

Jay Leno

#15. Most voters would rather have their purse or wallet stolen than be audited by the IRS.

Frank Luntz

#16. I will absolutely give my [tax] return, but I'm being audited now for two or three years, so I can't do it until the audit is finished, obviously.

Donald Trump

#17. Some of us -" She paused as she sought the words. " - don't die unless we want to. The selfish ones never do.

Alex Bledsoe

#18. But crushing truths perish from being acknowledged.

Albert Camus

#19. The pleasure of eloquence is in greatest part owing often to the stimulus of the occasion which produces it- - to the magic of sympathy, which exalts the feeling of each by radiating on him the feeling of all.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#20. As an astronaut, you have a very defined set of tasks to do. Those tasks may require you to work 60, 70 or 80 hours a week.

Mae Jemison

#21. Kenji is a walking paradox of Unflinchingly Serious Person and 12-Year-Old Boy Going Through Puberty all rolled into one.

Tahereh Mafi

#22. The one thing we can all be sure about in politics is you are as well to expect the unexpected.

Charles Kennedy

#23. Somebody has to be on stage, and some people have to be in the audience. That's the only difference. Don't put any thought as to why you are on the stage or how you need to be 'better' than the people in the audience. You aren't better. You're simply the speaker.

James Altucher

#24. Martyred plants from their shrouds. Their mouths

Rumi

#25. I need an audience way more than an audience needs me.

Moby