Quotes About Being A Softball Player

#1. If I could make millions of dollars being a softball player, I would quit acting in a second.

Danny Masterson

#2. Capitol Records were very keen for me to write and see how I got on; I think that is what defined my sound. The first session I had was with two young up-and-coming writers, Nick Atkinson and Tom Wilding, and I went into a session a bit nervous because I hadn't written that many songs before.

Shane Filan

#3. Standing in the shower, I feel something on the back of my leg that turns out to be my ass.

Mary Karr

#4. And just when you'd think [humans] were more malignant than ever Hell could be, they occasionally showed more grace than Heaven ever dreamed of.

Terry Pratchett

#5. Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.

Jenny Eclair

#6. Goldfish get big enough only for the bowl you put them in. Bonsai trees twist in miniature. I would have given anything to keep her little. They outgrow us so much faster than we outgrow them.

Jodi Picoult

#7. In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.

Alan Perlis

#8. Everyone is an artist. Everyone is creative in their own way and that that creativity is a great thing. It's a human thing and it needs to be nurtured and it can help us go down life's path and help us to become deeper, richer, more satisfied human beings.

Rainn Wilson

#9. In Washington, compromise has become a dirty word.

Ron Fournier

#10. Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?

Woody Allen

#11. Factual accounts of premeditated violence in the global fashion industry.

William Gibson

#12. I mean, Iceland is Iceland. It can't do damage to anybody unless you're Icelandic. But the United States can drag down the entire western economy. And I think what we are seeing is simply a reflection of reality. This is not, I'm sorry, but this is not a AAA nation.

Mark Steyn

#13. Intelligence cannot be present without understanding. No computer has any awareness of what it does.

Roger Penrose

#14. My father was a television director, and I always knew I wanted to be in the industry, but I had thought my role was behind the camera as opposed to in front.

Philip Glenister

#15. I have learned not to overlook the advantages of being me. From when I was a softball player, and I held the stolen bases record. I would slide into second with my prostheses, and the girl on the base could either step aside or meet two wooden sticks.

Aimee Mullins

#16. If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?

Chuck Palahniuk