Quotes About Beer Goggles

#1. And few hookups, if any, ever take place sober. And while wearing "beer goggles" may make people appear more attractive, it doesn't exactly make for sexual ecstasy! There's always been a difference between pleasure and scoring.

Michael Kimmel

#2. Beer goggles are no match for atrocious lighting.

Jessica Park

#3. I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.

Bill Maher

#4. When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.

Elon Musk

#5. His shirt had more wrinkles than a smoker's lips

Diana Rowland

#6. I'm the type of girl,
When you fall in love,
You fall forever.

Tegan Quin

#7. Come on, buddy
she's pretty cute. After another beer, she'll go up to really cute.

Katie Allen

#8. As I turned the pages, I felt as if there were bees on my fingertips, for I had never felt so alive as when reading.

Alice Hoffman

#9. My spirit has been around far longer than my soul
I've lived several lifetimes already. And one this novel has been written, I will have lived several more.

Terry A. O'Neal

#10. You must learn how to "pull" deep smarts from others.

Anonymous

#11. I don't like men who blow-dry their hair. If you are a man and you blow-dry your hair, then I don't like you and that's all there is to it.

Jack Dee