Quotes About Beer And Football

#1. I can't actually read interviews with thesps now because they're almost always fantastically predictable, the men especially. Actors are forever stressing their ordinariness, their beer and football-loving commitments.

Peter York

#2. Gambling, beer and football filled the horizons of their minds.

George Orwell

#3. I would think beer and football go hand in hand.

Will Ferrell

#4. You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees.

Bill Lee

#5. My drug of choice is beer. It's not only socially accepted, you can't even watch a football game without having it shoved in your face a thousand times.

Kirk Windstein

#6. You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.

Frank Zappa

#7. I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don't, watch football and drink beer, jog, go to discos and so forth. I never claimed to be a man for all seasons.

Frank Zappa

#8. That day, two dangerous men sat, had a beer, and discussed the latest football scores.

Nalini Singh

#9. The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.

Homer

#10. When did everything get so damn complicated?" "When your life became about more than just football." "You sound like Yoda." I grinned. "It's the beer.

Cambria Hebert

#11. When you go to a football game and someone offers you a beer [ ... ], they're really saying hi, have a glass of extroversion.

Susan Cain

#12. You can go super American and get barbecue and beer and be like, 'Whatever, I'm watching a football game.' That's exactly what I'm going to do.

Emily Ratajkowski

#13. There are no outdoor sports as graceful as throwing stones at a dictatorship.

Ai Weiwei

#14. On the opposite side, at about seven o'clock, is the little town of Urbanna where the famous Oyster Festival is held every year.

Anonymous

#15. I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest and major in beer.

Andrew Ferguson

#16. I'm serious, Six. Those guys all need a good kick to the clit, because dinner-talk is by far the best part of you.

Colleen Hoover

#17. I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.

Josh Duhamel

#18. The publisher is a middleman, he calls the tune to which the whole rest of the trade dances; and he does so because he pays the piper.

Geoffrey Faber

#19. No, no, I'm a lowbrow. I read [Dostoevsky] more out of obligation than enjoyment. For enjoyment, for me, it's a beer and the football game.

Woody Allen

#20. Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.

Chris Laidlaw

#21. The nerds are rich and successful, and those jocks are dumb divorced guys with beer bellies. By the way, in high school, I also played football and, yes, I have a beer belly. Jeannie can't divorce me. We are Catholic. Thank you, Jesus.

Jim Gaffigan

#22. IF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE COULD LEARN WHAT I KNOW OF THE FIERCE HATRED OF THE PRIESTS OF ROME AGAINST OUR INSTITUTIONS, OUR SCHOOLS, OUR MOST SACRED RIGHTS, AND OUR SO DEARLY BOUGHT LIBERTIES, THEY WOULD DRIVE THEM OUT AS TRAITORS!

Abraham Lincoln

#23. After the game, I'm a completely different person. I drink some beers with friends and try to get my mind completely off football.

Jeremy Shockey

#24. People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit in my house in a t-shirt on the weekends and play with my dog!

Sophia Bush