Quotes About Baby Diapers

#1. I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20. If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers, that was for me.

Kent McCord

#2. You can take care of him," she insisted. This was madness. This was a true example of temporary insanity.
"I can't."
"Why not?" She demanded.
"Umm ... I don't ... like ... " I couldn't say diapers. I had my own baby! "I don't like ... black ... babies ...

L.D. Davis

#3. An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change.

Sufjan Stevens

#4. Kate lowered her nose to Emily's head and breathed in Johnson's baby shampoo, a hormonal cocktail that among women who have children not long out of diapers drew the Pavlovian, ANOTHER.

Nichole Bernier

#5. You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?

Larry The Cable Guy

#6. Don't ask me about my career - I've forgotten most of it.

Timothy Dalton

#7. Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.

Rita Rudner

#8. You don't forget crises and neither does the Queen.

John Major

#9. There is something about someone making a fantastic sandwich, taking care to spread lots of mayo all the way to the edges. Making sure every bite has a bit of everything in it. There's something special about that.

April Bloomfield

#10. My mother is currently associating with some undesirables who are attempting to transform her into an athlete of sorts, deprave specimens of mankind who regularly bowl their way to oblivion.

John Kennedy Toole

#11. I don't give up, and I make sure to keep my standards high.

Lukasz Gottwald

#12. How to fold a diaper depends on the size of the baby and the diaper.

Benjamin Spock

#13. The disgruntled are abundant among those who are idle, and to be idle is a matter of choice.

Dee Hock

#14. At the Superdome, a young man came up to me holding a baby. He'd run out of diapers. He'd run out of medicine. His baby was sick. The guy's saying, 'Help me! Take my baby.' What could I do? That's the definition of helpless.

Ray Nagin

#15. If you smell baby diapers in a wine that smells like strawberries to me, that's OK. The winery isn't putting either in the wine.

Ray Johnson

#16. He turned her in his arms and gazed into the eyes of the woman he'd met over diapers and baby food and fallen in love with one second at a time ever since.

Melissa Foster

#17. Didn't want to know what made a few squeals come from that general vicinity. That was textbook romance. I'd give up an ovary for that right there.

Alessandra Torre

#18. I understand entertaining. You want people to walk out saying, 'I spent a night with interesting people.'

Aby Rosen

#19. Angels are spirits, but it is not because they are spirits that they are angels. They become angels when they are sent. For the name angel refers to their office, not their nature. You ask the name of this nature, it is spirit; you ask its office, it is that of an Angel, which is a messenger.

Saint Augustine

#20. As long as you have money to live then it's not a terribly important thing. If you don't have enough to live, then it's very important thing.

Jared Polis

#21. Would you like to know your future? If your answer is yes, think again. Not knowing is the greatest life motivator. So enjoy, endure, survive each moment as it comes to you in its proper sequence
a surprise.

Vera Nazarian

#22. I was husband for a week. Changed the baby's diapers. There's somebody in a suburb in Melbourne who doesn't even know i wiped his ass

Keith Richards

#23. Suddenly we have a baby who poops and cries, and we are trying to calm, clean up, and pin things together all at once. Then as fast as we learn to cope
so soon
it is hard to recall why diapers ever seemed so important. The frontiers change, and now perhaps we have a teenager we can't reach.

Polly Berrien Berends

#24. When the baby is older take the diapers off, my girl is gonna do the Slop.

Chubby Checker

#25. Do you still perform autopsies on conversations you had lives ago?

Donte Collins