Quotes About Amway

#1. Anti-narrative sequences of a man (Watt) sitting in a dark bedroom drinking bourbon while his wife (Heath) and an Amway representative (Johnson) have acrobatic coitus in the background's lit hallway.

David Foster Wallace

#2. The company calls it 'downsizing' or 'rightsizing.' My own informal "Name the Layoff" contest produced some other euphemisms: Retroactive Hiring Freeze, Resume Revision Days, Amway Opportunity Time, and Corporation Lite.

Dale Dauten

#3. I did not sell Amway, but I sold Shaklee, which was an Amway-type product sold through multi-level marketing.

Andy Kindler

#4. I don't have a sort of Amway-esque chart up on my refrigerator or anything.

Jon Stewart

#5. You never stop being Catholic. It's like the Mafia or Amway.

Tim Dorsey

#6. Amway gets people into a new life of excitement, promise, profit, and hope.

Jay Van Andel

#7. All of which is mostly bullshit. The reality is that it's just like any other Ponzi scheme: the guys at the top are doing pretty well, but the guys on the bottom are doing Amway pitches in trailer parks.

Tod Goldberg

#8. A proud monk needs no demon. He has turned into one, an enemy to himself.

John Climacus

#9. If you have a guru, leave him; if you don't have, get one. In other words, keep changing your gurus! Ocean's wisdom comes from knowing many ships and many fishes, many storms and many waves!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#10. I wouldn't write a book to tell you that a vampire was happy.

Anne Rice

#11. I'm a feminist; I grew up with feminism, but I also think there's a way in which we need to shake things up so that we can push it further and in other directions.

Eve Ensler

#12. I grew up in Georgia, in a small town in the southwest corner of Georgia, actually, called Sylvester.

Sue Monk Kidd

#13. I really appreciate when someone can blow me away with live acoustic blues.

Johnny Winter