Top 13 Best Amway Quotes
#2. Anti-narrative sequences of a man (Watt) sitting in a dark bedroom drinking bourbon while his wife (Heath) and an Amway representative (Johnson) have acrobatic coitus in the background's lit hallway.
David Foster Wallace
#4. Everything is old, here. We are old - the Masters."
"You're not," Irian said. She thought him between thirty and forty[ ... ]
"But I came far. Miles can be years.
Ursula K. Le Guin
#5. The company calls it 'downsizing' or 'rightsizing.' My own informal "Name the Layoff" contest produced some other euphemisms: Retroactive Hiring Freeze, Resume Revision Days, Amway Opportunity Time, and Corporation Lite.
Dale Dauten
#6. I did not sell Amway, but I sold Shaklee, which was an Amway-type product sold through multi-level marketing.
Andy Kindler
#7. I don't have a sort of Amway-esque chart up on my refrigerator or anything.
Jon Stewart
#8. I prefer, in a word, the republican system, because it comes up more nearly to God's system.
Gerrit Smith
#9. You never stop being Catholic. It's like the Mafia or Amway.
Tim Dorsey
#10. I didn't care about anything. And there's a freedom in apathy, a wild, dizzying liberation on which you can almost get drunk. You can do anything. Ask Kevin.
Lionel Shriver
#11. Amway gets people into a new life of excitement, promise, profit, and hope.
Jay Van Andel
#12. Oh, everybody wears a mask. We all put our best foot forward. We all try and make a statement, I'm not saying that's bad.
Phil McGraw
#13. All of which is mostly bullshit. The reality is that it's just like any other Ponzi scheme: the guys at the top are doing pretty well, but the guys on the bottom are doing Amway pitches in trailer parks.
Tod Goldberg
