Quotes About A Baby Shower

#1. Have a baby shower, then an abortion. Now you just have to lose a little weight to squeeze into all your skimpy new outfits.

Bauvard

#2. In the Mexican culture, we never miss a baptism, a birthday, a baby shower, a wedding shower, a wedding. You must show up. Otherwise, you'll be in big trouble.

Eva Longoria

#3. Before a baby is born, you have a baby shower, not a fetus shower.

June Hunt

#4. Eric," she said, "maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we
can go to a baby shower!"
"That would be something to see," said Eric

Charlaine Harris

#5. Joey looked confused and horrified, like a stripper bursting out of a cake only to realize she's been accidentally delivered to a baby shower.

Justin Halpern

#6. My little girl, Anja, is really excited. We had a baby shower yesterday and she took the presents from everyone for me and was telling them, 'No, it's my baby.'

Alessandra Ambrosio

#7. Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

Andy Borowitz

#8. Rock-a-bye Baby
In the tree top
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks
The cradle will fall
And Mama will catch you
Cradle and all!

Kristen McKee

#9. I'm going to have a shower, then maybe we can get some lunch out; and then, baby, then we can come back and make it all night long!' She vanished through the door, and David heard water running in the bathroom.

Jackie Collins

#10. Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie's baby shower, and they're serving sushi. Awesome, Paris - sushi, the one thing pregnant women are forbidden to eat. Thanks for the mercury.

Chelsea Handler

#11. And those who only know the non-platonic love have no need to talk of tragedy. In such love there can be no sort of tragedy.

Leo Tolstoy

#12. Most of life's issues can simply be answered by posing this one question to yourself " Is it worth it--to me?

Heidi Thompson

#13. Strand of auburn hair out of her face and tried smoothing it back into the knot at the base of her neck. Yes, this is exactly what I would want for my baby shower ... if I ever get to have one. A stabbing pain entered her heart before crisscrossing its way through

Katie Ashley

#14. If you can pick the baby up without him squirting our of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not oiled up enough.

James Lileks

#15. I was always musical - yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower.

Susan Boyle

#16. It is easy to know your purpose in life, because you choose your purpose in life.

Bryant McGill

#17. You prefer not to see the gears of the clock, as to better tell time.

Erin Morgenstern

#18. One half of the world fears stagnation and the other half change.

Marty Rubin

#19. What had she have to wish for? Nothing but to grow more worthy of him whose intentions and judgment had been ever so superior to her own.

Jane Austen

#20. Held on to me like I was a baby. And she kept crying. So many tears. My clothes and hair were soaked with her tears. It was, like, my mother had given me a grief shower, you know? Like she'd baptized me with her pain.

Sherman Alexie

#21. The United States needs to be not so much loved as it needs to be respected. Sometimes, that requires us to take actions that generate controversy. I'm not at all sure that that's what the Obama administration believes.

Dick Cheney

#22. I prefer to sing in the shower because the acoustics make you sound great, baby.

Naima Adedapo

#23. It's hard to leave the only place you've known.

Lois Lowry

#24. Don't tell me what was said about me. Tell me why they were so comfortable to say it to you.

Jay-Z