Quirky Humor Quotes

#1. He was in search of a story, nothing more. He shouldn't be thinking about her bedroom at all. But, in a matter of minutes, the Greek aerialist had drawn him in with her shy smiles and quirky humor.

Aria Kane

#2. I really love middle-grade. Middle-grade books have a little more of a magical, light-hearted feel. You can be a little bit more quirky, you can have a little more humor. It doesn't get so dark and deep.

James Dashner

#3. A true lady could weather tragedy and heartache and keep her pride and dignity.

Carolyn Brown

#4. Looking can make you want. Wanting can get you thinking. If you want them to stop thinking, just give them what they want.

R.S. Vern

#5. The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.

Nicholson Baker

#6. Never make eye contact with a stranger when you're having a churro.

Rucy Ban

#7. To a great extent, I still write for myself, write what amuses me. Fortunately, I have a quirky sort of strange sense of humor that appeals to other people and that's good. I still sort of write for myself though there are some areas of the book I feel I have to put in and I feel I have to deliver.

Jasper Fforde

#8. The sea is calm tonight.
The tide is full, the moon lies fair
Upon the straits;- on the French coast the light
Gleams and is gone; the cliffs of England stand,
glimmering and vast, out in the tranquil bay.

Matthew Arnold

#9. Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

Hiroyuki Nishigaki

#10. He had deduced also that I was quirky and promised me that he was too.

Olivia Sudjic

#11. You ever pull a stunt like you did last night again and I will use your intestines to string your Les Paul.

Jay Crownover

#12. There's a gift in your lap and it's beautifully wrapped and it's not your birthday. You feel wonderful, you feel like somebody knows you're alive, you feel fear because it could be a bomb, because you think you're that important.

Aimee Bender

#13. I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.

Matthew Perry

#14. My humor is a lot like Kristen Wiig's from 'Saturday Night Live' or 'Bridesmaids.' Quirky, off the beaten path.

Nicole Ari Parker

#15. Cam shook his head. 'Do you ever listen to how much crazy shit comes out of your mouth?'
'Nope.' I hooked my fingers into his waistband and pulled him closer. 'Nobody does. That's why I remain undiagnosed.'

Lisa Henry

#16. If you are after truth, leave your cave!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#17. I gave my artistic laugh and also threw in some quirky language for good measure. "Lawks-a-mercy, no! I'm going to have a long bath and ... "
I looked shyly down. Which is pretty impressive to have done artistic laugh, quirky language and shyness all in the space of ten seconds.

Louise Rennison

#18. In Chestnut Hill money didn't talk, but it drank, and played a lot of golf.

Alistair McHarg

#19. There's no need to imagine that you're a wondrous beauty, because that's what you are.

Tove Jansson

#20. Order your soul; reduce your wants; live in charity; associate in Christian community; obey the laws; trust in Providence.

Saint Augustine

#21. It's that quirky kind of weekend feeling they write ridiculous sunny-day songs about. You know the ones
I'm sure they're on your iPod even though you'd never admit it.

Neal Shusterman

#22. I'm the first to admit that I don't write right. Now, relax and enjoy the show! The sideshow, that is.

Lori R. Lopez

#23. Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights)

Jane Dentinger

#24. You can quote me, but I'll tell everyone that you're lying.

Jael Turner

#25. A book that is written for the quirky, mischievous, and decidedly irreverent-minded modern reader, Confessions from the Comments Section will appeal to anyone who enjoys a clever, no-holds-barred roast of our contemporary cultural chaos.

Jonathan Kieran

#26. What is she doing here? I wondered. Hasn't she had enough green-upping?

Lisa Papademetriou

#27. When he wasn't making quirky jokes about his mother like this - it happened more than once - he mainly spoke at me, about his job and about his band, Jettisoned Airplane, an electronic music duo, which had been formed in March, inspired by the plane that had gone missing and not yet been found.

Olivia Sudjic

#28. But who is ever fair in an argument?

A.B. Shepherd

#29. I realized that I was okay with myself. I was quirky and withdrawn and loud, but I liked that. I smiled at strangers without thinking they were going to attack me and drag me into their cars. I went to doctors' offices and touched magazines that had been touched by sick people.

Anna White

#30. Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.

Graham Parke

#31. I don't really think of myself as quirky; I have sort of an unusual sense of humor.

Kyle MacLachlan