Put The Kettle On Quotes

#1. Polly put the kettle on, we'll all have tea.

Charles Dickens

#2. Some people think that going on a caravan holiday is a slightly more upscale version of camping. Let me assure you, it is much better than that. You know that you will have your creature comforts wherever you are. I never have to pack light, and I can put the kettle on in any location.

Margaret Beckett

#3. I remember not having a hot water tank, so we had to use a kettle for hot showers. So, you know, we would put the kettle on and go have a shower, and then my mum would come bring three or four kettles in, just to heat them up. And it would take five, 10 minutes for every kettle to heat up.

Jason Day

#4. There's no 'I' in team. But there is 'tea'. So put the kettle on,

Dave Turner

#5. When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.

Simon Munnery

#6. My flat's about half a mile away, and you know what I'd like most of all in the world? I'd like a cup of tea. Come on, let's go and put the kettle on.

Philip Pullman

#7. I have a knack of making villainous people a little bit sympathetic, a bit of fun on screen.

Michael Caine

#8. I don't listen to the contemporary pop artists. They all sound alike, anyway.

Patti LuPone

#9. She's always been the one to tell me about her bedroom adventures, not the other way around. To put it plainly, I have no problem talking about other people having sex, but talking about me having sex, well, that's a whole other kettle of uncomfortable collar fiddling.

L. H. Cosway

#10. But the idea of the Dark Lord in possesion of the Deathstick is, I must admit, formidable.

J.K. Rowling

#11. Each day is a new miracle when you wake up and rise. The miracle is ... you're alive and able to overcome any situation in your life, if you believe so!

Timothy Pina

#12. Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.

Matt Groening

#13. You put the tea in the kettle and light it. Put your hand on the metal and feel it.. but do you even feel it anymore?

Drake

#14. Unless you are really grounded and have a true sense of reality, you can get lost in that and a lot of people do and that's why you see so many people with successful careers but with destructive lives.

Morris Chestnut

#15. It's like a kettle. If it's a kettle, you turn the kettle off, you know what I mean? I wish I could put a hole in my head and let the steam come out. The steam was getting so high and the pressure was just getting a little bit much for me.

Frank Bruno

#16. Your little kettle will rattle in the battle; just put it on fire. Spark your ambitions with action and thing will change. Be like a warrior!

Israelmore Ayivor

#17. Truth is what every man sees lurking at the bottom of his own soul, like the oyster shell housewives put in the kitchen kettle to collect the lime from the water. By and by each man's iridescent oyster shell of Truth becomes coated with the lime of prejudice and hearsay.

Christopher Morley