Public Restroom Quotes

#1. Obviously, there are people who constrict themselves and build walls around themselves, whether it's from a moral standpoint or a patriotic standpoint, or just plain old conformity, and who therefore live in those little prisons, and when things breach those walls, it's shocking for them.

George Carlin

#2. Merlin seemed really relaxed and lackadaisical for a cat who had just transported through a public restroom into Magic Central and been met by a ghoul at the door.

Elizabeth A. Reeves

#3. I'm not playing to prove anything to anybody.

Jeremy Lin

#4. Whatever you wanna drink girl, pick right now. If you can't hold your liquor, better quit right now.

Drake

#5. Imagine what would have happened if you hadn't heard
her coming."
"Screw you," I growled, and grabbed his collar to drag
him out of the stall.
"In a public restroom, Ellie? Really? Didn't think you were
that kind of girl.

Courtney Allison Moulton

#6. Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does.

Tina Fey

#7. Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.

Marlo Thomas

#8. Changing clothes in a public restroom is an acquired skill, one that becomes an art when the bathroom floor hasn't been washed in a decade or more.

Seanan McGuire

#9. Show me a filthy public restroom and I'll show you a society where discipline and order have broken down.

Lourd Ernest H. De Veyra

#10. Try being my size and going into a public restroom.

Billy Barty

#11. My special fascination has been to understand better the world of chemistry and its complexities.

Elias James Corey

#12. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom.

Tina Fey

#13. The skill of making, and maintaining Common-wealths, consisteth in certain Rules, as doth Arithmetique and Geometry; not (as Tennis-play) on Practise onely: which Rules, neither poor men have the leisure, nor men that have had the leisure, have hitherto had the curiosity, or the method to find out.

Thomas Hobbes