Premenstrual Quotes

#1. Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

Roseanne Barr

#2. Why is it that whenever a woman is justifiably upset, the guy always blames it on PMS?"

Please. I've been on the receiving end of Alexandra's premenstrual-induced psychosis often enough to recognize the signs.

Emma Chase

#3. Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.

Robert A. Heinlein

#4. Honestly, you would have thought she'd be happy to have me, her premenstrual-screaming-raging-teenage-daughter-who-is-lovely-to-everyone-else-but-the-actual-devil-at-home, out of the house for a little bit. But it appeared not having me at home caused her just as much stress as having me there did.

Giovanna Fletcher

#5. I tend to bake when I'm upset. Or bored ... or premenstrual ... or if it's Tuesday. I'll use any excuse.

Molly Harper

#6. There is no problem with global warming. It stopped in 1998. The last two years of global cooling have erased nearly thirty years of temperature increase.

Ian Plimer

#7. Live at the empty heart of paradox.
I'll dance with you there, cheek to cheek.

Rumi

#8. It is only common prejudice that induces us to believe that atheism is a fearful state.

Pierre Bayle

#9. People use each other as markers for what's real, so you can't be alone anymore. Solitude draws suspicions.

pg. 163

S.K. Kalsi

#10. Whatever you have committed wrong in the past or whatever you used to think of the future, the present becomes divine. And that divine present is the ocean of joy of which you are the part and particle. Just enjoy that.

Nirmala Srivastava

#11. Our whole life is wasted in trying to change others. For a change, try to change yourself! It is easier and at least under your control.

Sanchita Pandey

#12. God is calling you a mighty warrior. This study is about God's teaching us to live like the mighty warriors we can be in Him. Are you sick of deceit and ready to learn how to live like a mighty warrior?

Beth Moore

#13. Power and wealth increase in direct proportion to a man's distance from the material objects from which wealth and power are ultimately derived.

Aldous Huxley

#14. I am unlike most other people because I began, not in the body of my mother, but in the brain of my father. He invented me, you see. He sat down one day and dreamed me up. -- The Girl With Borrowed Wings

Rinsai Rossetti

#15. Regardfulness is the minimum expression of decency.

Eraldo Banovac

#16. Neither in tailoring nor in legislating does man proceed by mere accident.

Thomas Carlyle

#17. Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring?

Neltje Blanchan