Positive Sarcastic Quotes

#1. No war can ever be just air.

Helen Macdonald

#2. While I still did not know what self- actualization that sat on the top level of the pyramid meant, I could believe
that if I knew I would be able to say something positive about it as well in
my life.

Vann Chow

#3. Pandora, you promised to abide by the rules."
"I do," Pandora protested, looking chagrined. "I follow all the rules that I can remember.

Lisa Kleypas

#4. Don't bother just to be better than others. Try to be better than yourself.

William Faulkner

#5. We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion.

David Beckham

#6. Even on my weakest days
I get a little bit stronger

Sara Evans

#7. Even pirates, before they attack another ship, hoist a black flag.

Bela Kiraly

#8. At that moment Fr. Sophrony was preparing tea for Fr. Vladimir, and he replied, 'Stay on the verge of despair, but when you see that you are going to fall over, draw back and have a cup of tea.' And he handed him some tea.

Archimandrite Zacharias

#9. Love what you do and do what you love, even if it means living in a van and screaming at God every night.

Jeffrey Rowland

#10. Are you anybody else's missing piece?'
'Not that I know of.'
'Well, maybe you want to be your own piece?'
'I can be someone's and still my own.'
'Well, maybe you don't want to be mine.'
'Maybe I do.

Shel Silverstein

#11. If you do a sketch, that's a very short narrative. Stand-up, it's bit-to-bit, minute-long narratives.

Kumail Nanjiani

#12. I want people to see the truth ... regardless of who they are ...
because without information, you cannot make informed decisions as a
public.

Chelsea Manning

#13. Please don't confront me with my failures
I have not forgotten them

Jackson Browne