Sarcastic Irony Quotes

#1. Really?"
"No. I'm being ironic. Or is it sarcastic? I can never remember."
"Irony's cleverer, so you're probably being sarcastic.

Jonathan Stroud

#2. No one plows the field just by thinking about it.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#3. When you are stressed on mind ... to pour it out, is the behaviour, most kind!

Sujit Lalwani

#4. The exact meaning of irony is so narrow that the word is hardly worth using; in its broad, current definition, it's a euphemism for sarcasm. 'I'm not being sarcastic; I'm being ironic.' No, you're not. You're evading the responsibility for being sarcastic.

Richard Corliss

#5. Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#6. I know the power of speech. I don't talk much.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#7. I don't spend money on books. I write them myself.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#8. Human rights means protecting another's freedom, seeing that the other person is also like oneself. Human rights is giving others security, letting them live.

Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

#9. If you are willing to take the trip through 'Analogue,' you'll be rewarded with some of the best writing in gaming today and a look into the future of what kind of meaningful stories video games are capable of telling.

Rob Manuel

#10. Novelists can ask - they can ask for anything - but their books are their answers in advance.

Joshua Cohen

#11. You want to believe that those who work hard and sacrifice get ahead and those who are lazy and cheat do not. This, of course, is not always true. Success is often greatly influenced by when you were born, where you grew up, the socioeconomic status of your family, and random chance

David McRaney

#12. Keep trying?
I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky

Ljupka Cvetanova

#13. If you don't understand it, it's art.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#14. You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#15. Blacks who have not succumbed to the victim culture have been, are, and will be doing quite well - all on their own, without handouts, affirmative action, and other patronizing measures.

Tammy Bruce

#16. Art doesn't sell itself, it has to be sold.

Jack White