Top 39 Porcupine Quotes
#1. I don't understand how I could have believed you were a warm, affectionate, and tenderhearted person! You're obviously as prickly as a porcupine and any man who comes close to you will end up with a face full of quills!
Colleen Houck
#2. His hair is huge! ... Look! ... It's just sticking up at odd angles! Like a demented porcupine! - Desmond, about Fletcher's hair
Derek Landy
#3. I am going to the USA to catch sight of a wild porcupine and to give some lectures.
Sigmund Freud
#4. I don't love the media. I'm part of it, but you can't love a porcupine.
Jonathan Dimbleby
#6. If you have a choice of selling shoes to ladies or giving birth to a flaming porcupine ... look into that second, less painful career.
Richard Jeni
#7. Robby called me Porcupine because of how I wore my hair. I didn't mind. Everyone else called me Austin.
Austin Szerba.
It is Polish.
Andrew Smith
#8. And then, despite the fact that A. J. does not believe in God, he closes his eyes and thanks whomever, the higher power, with all his porcupine heart.
Gabrielle Zevin
#9. Sometimes when I'm dancing and don't put in enough hairspray, I wind up looking like a ... what's the animal with needles? Porcupine.
Eva Simons
#10. Whenever anyone suggested that she looked as if she'd been dragged through a hedge backwards, she used to groan loudly and ram in a few more pins until her head was a complete porcupine's back of hairpins!
Elinor M. Brent-Dyer
#11. Proceed with caution, but don't be put off. After all, bristles aside, the porcupine is a harmless creature.
Susan Francis
#12. A witty writer is like a porcupine; his quill makes no distinction between friend and foe.
Josh Billings
#13. Shad ignored my sudden lack of interest. "Stop overanalyzing and be happy. You should try the Shad lifestyle, Miss Winters. It's more panda bear and less porcupine."
"Huh?"
"More black and white and cuddly, and less, well ... alone and pointy.
Kirby Howell
#15. You will thank me." It wasn't a command; it was a prediction. I was willing to lick a porcupine if he would speed up.
Christin Lovell
#17. Told you he's a cuddly one." The other Arum leaned his arms on the roof of the car and a brow rose over the dark sunglasses he also wore. "Cuddly as a damn porcupine." Daemon raised a middle finger. This was going well.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#18. We're not very dangerous animals; we don't have a horn like a rhino or quills like a porcupine.
Helen Fisher
#19. I read that book How to Hug a Porcupine [by Julie Ross] - it's my parenting bible. They say you have to trust your children and give them freedom. I say, OK, but this is New York City!
Kelly Ripa
#20. Once I got away from him, I was smart enough to stay away from him. To hunt that one is as wise as to go hunting a porcupine.
I cannot leave this alone, Nighteyes.
I understand. I am the same about porcupines.
Robin Hobb
#21. A half mile down the hillside, he could see Warren's pickup stop in a cloud of dust. Hud watched Dana get out. She was still beautiful. Still prickly as a porcupine. Still strong and determined. Still wishing him dead.
B. J. Daniels
#22. Pushing a company agenda on social media is like throwing water balloons at a porcupine.
Erik Qualman
#23. Prickly
When I'm feeling
porcupine-y,
I get nasty,
I get whiny.
Stay away or
I might stick you.
My sharp words are
quills to prick you.
Laura Purdie Salas
#24. The porcupine, which one must handle gloved, may be respected, but is never loved.
Arthur Guiterman
#25. I scared a little porcupine
and caught a quill in my behind.
It hurt so badly in my tail,
but tugging on it made me yell.
The porcupine was still around,
so I complained. He simply frowned
and said, Stop whining! Look and see
how many quills are stuck on me!
Richelle E. Goodrich
#26. Oh yeah, this was so comforting. Like a porcupine in a condom factory.' (Danger)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#27. You can fight a porcupine and win, but if other folks get a look at you they may think it's a bad idea to mess with porcupines.
Neal Knox
#28. A few said they'd be horses. Most said they'd be some sort of cat. My friend said she'd like to come back as a porcupine. I don't like crowds, she said.
Brian Andreas
#29. I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.
Jerry Lawler
#30. I've always wanted to know what it was like to fuck a cult figure,' the Royal Porcupine said reflectively. He was lying on his mattress, watching me as I scrubbed the dog blood off my belly with a corner of his shirt, dipped in the toilet. He didn't have a sink. 'Well,
Margaret Atwood
#31. It was bad enough to be stuck in a pipe with a porcupine, worse to be in there with a lunatic, even if the lunatic happened to be herself.
Joe Hill
#32. Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling porcupine," she crooned. "Little critters fried like fritters come out crunchy and divine.
Gregory Maguire
#33. He made love to Porcupine Woman and got his dick shot through with more needles than a pincushion. He'd argue with rocks and the rocks would win.
Neil Gaiman
#34. Beware Of Being Too Picky It's one thing to have standards. It's another thing to have a mile-long list of demands that make people think you're as easy and carefree to roll around with as a porcupine.
Mike Alvear
#35. I remember my father saying to me once, 'I finally know how to describe you, Charlotte. You're prickly.' And he was right - prickly is a very good description. If I had to be an animal, I'd probably be a porcupine.
Charlotte Rampling
#36. The music of rebellion makes you want to rage
But it's made by millionaires who are nearly twice your age
Porcupine Tree
#37. Jesus was crucified for doing nothing
And God is worshiped for even less.
Porcupine Tree
#38. The music of the future will not entertain
It's only meant to repress and neutralize your brain
Porcupine Tree
#39. Don't take life so serious, son ... it ain't no how permanent.
Walt Kelly
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