Pooper Scooper Sayings

#1. Once I got over the fact that my Latin teacher was a horse, we had a nice tour, though I was careful not to walk behind him. I'd done pooper-scooper patrol in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade a few times, and, I'm sorry, I did not trust Chiron's back the the way I trusted his front.

Rick Riordan

#2. For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.

Rodney Dangerfield

#3. Pooper scooper? Yeah, I've done it a few times. Every once in a while, you have to.

Kobe Bryant

#4. Everything in life comes with a pooper scooper factor

Karen Salmansohn

#5. Liberals tell amazing lies about guns and everything else.

Ann Coulter

#6. I have been reading crime books ever since I was a child, but I had never tried to write one.

Kerry Greenwood

#7. I don't like corpses in that way unless they've been reanimated," said Jack. "Corpses are incapable of offering informed consent, and are hence no better than vibrators." "I wish that didn't make so much sense,

Seanan McGuire

#8. No, you will never see me on 'Dancing With the Stars.' Sorry.

Mara Wilson

#9. Chet Atkins ... is probably the best guitar player who ever lived.

Charley Pride

#10. Most people think that George Nelson, Charles Eames and Eliot Noyes invented industrial design. That is, of course, an exaggeration. George did it without any assistance from the other two.

Bill N. Lacy

#11. If your team members can run a home, raise a family, and organize their lives, they are fully equipped to run a multimillion-dollar business.

Mary Christensen

#12. Sometimes you find your path, sometimes it finds you.

Max Brooks

#13. Character is not made by crisis. It is only exhibited.

Robert Freeman

#14. Things come apart so easily when they have been held together with lies.

Dorothy Allison

#15. Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love.

Buddhadeva Bose

#16. Before Alaska came along and ruined everything, one of every twenty-five square miles in America was Montanan. This much space has nurtured a healthy Cult of Place in which people find perfection, even divinity in the landscape.

Ellen Meloy

#17. In sitcoms, the women are so beautiful, understanding and well-bred. They have humor, but sort of display it with a twinkle of the eye and not a guffaw. But there's no juice in that for me.

Bea Arthur