Politcal Humor Quotes

#1. Don't take 'no' for an answer, never submit to failure. Do not be fobbed off with mere personal success or acceptance. You will make all kinds of mistakes, but as long as you are generous and true, and also fierce, you cannot hurt the world or events.

Winston Churchill

#2. We had four different sets and built 38 flats to use as walls, so we had a major production going on. It's so much fun when you're controlling it, but it's also so much pressure.

Maria Menounos

#3. Restraint is the golden rule of enjoyment.

Letitia Elizabeth Landon

#4. Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil.

Molly Harper

#5. Zen and Buddhism have produced martial arts, because of the Buddhist injunction against weapons.

Frederick Lenz

#6. The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.

Frank Herbert

#7. You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire!

Triple H

#8. My show business career doesn't mean I can't write a symphony. It just means I was never asked to write one.

Marvin Hamlisch

#9. The one thing to remember about an adventure is that if it turns out the way you expect it to, it has not been an adventure at all.

Kim Fay

#10. The borders and boundaries of hip-hop have been broken all over the world. There's a great scene everywhere you go.

Shane Bunting

#11. Cares that have entered once in the breast, will have whole possession of the rest.

Ben Jonson

#12. It is everyone's bounden duty to try to get more than they have got already. If you have got two shillin' you try to make it into four shillin' ... there is no end to it.

Barry Unsworth